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  1. 2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Being affiliated with Kenyon Green's crew is ... not good. Kenyon Green's dad is the only guy I've ever heard of that tried to get the high school all-star games to bid against one another via appearance fee in order for Green to play in their game. It allegedly didn't work out, but the greedy fucker gave it a shot. He also may or may not be a pimp, but he definitely dresses like one and walks around with a pimp cane and, allegedly, the affected pimp limp. I'd love to meet this fucking guy, honestly. 

    So, will Texas deal with that type? Sure, who knows. That type seems to have a way of gravitating towards ATM and LSU historically though.

    Do we think "that type" may possibly consider gravitating towards the good guys, now that we have Banks + Monkey Gia on staff?

  2. Forget Pruitt and Golding.  I just hope Monkey Gia is able to adequately explain to recruits, on the eve of NSD2, why her official hire announcement took so damn long, even though it was her the entire time.  She may not be comfortable getting into the whole rabies recovery timeline with them, but I'm concerned about perception, if she doesn't. 

    If she's in Austin, or even Vegas with mommy for that matter, why can't she at least be working the phones or Zooming with these kids now.  I'm sure some of them would like to at least hear her voice or see her little pink face, even if the camera catches her engaged in sex acts with Pole Assassin or, even worse, throwing her own shit around the place... ala Excrement-Launching Analysis (this f'in kills me).

    Enough, tell us it's the monkey already.

  3. One can only assume, from the silence on the matter, that negotiation of Monkey Gia's buyout is ongoing.  If that little primate isn't in Pole Assassin's carry-on bag when the Banks' crew leaves Tuscaloosa, all of this work is for naught.  Monkey Gia as DC is the key to this whole deal and, objectively speaking, the staff assembly could not be considered a home run without her on board.

    Make it happen Sark.

    P.S. F Saban & Bama

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    Burton:

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    I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.

    Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

     

    Uh oh...bring on the mf'ing monkey.

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  5. 4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

    Surely it's just that everyone likes talking about the stripper + pet sex monkey combo, since no one knows jack shit about the remaining coaching hires.

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