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hpslugga

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  1. 47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

    Boris: What advice would you give to a teacher who is approached by a kindergartner who asks what adultery is?

    Lauren: The teacher should tell them this is a historical document. 

     

     

    Boris:

    No Way Wtf GIF by Harlem

     

     

     

    I’ve seen so many people contend that the “Ten Commandments is a historical document,” and yet they can’t even for the life of them tell you what they are. 

  2. 4 minutes ago, statsman said:

    No, that was YA Tittle (HoFer from LSU)

    Layne and Walker were HS buddies. Layne thought he had him going to Texas

    This is correct. They were teammates at HP, but Layne was older and already in Austin when Walker was deciding where to go. More importantly, Rusty Russell was still Highland Park’s head coach when Layne was at Texas and Walker was a senior at HP. Again, SMU hired Russell as a backfield coach in 1945 specifically so that they could steal Doak from Texas.

  3. 1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:


    I posted a tweet Sunday that shows a pro Palestine shop flying the red flag with a swastika in the middle of it.  Is that what you mean?

    If you actually had the balls to look at the thread you would have seen it.  Really you should post on that thread more because I miss feasting on your pro Palestine tears.  

    You think you’re making good points. It’s fucking hilarious 

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    52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Everybody knows you can drive off sharks by injecting ammonia in your veins after staring at an eclipse. There's where your money is.

    The “eclipse.” Their latest hoax, ok? The sun went down early and it was night time, then the sun realized it went down too early then it came back up, ok? That’s all that happened. The fake news media keeps saying that the moon got in front of the sun. Yeah right, like the moon ever comes out during the day time. Sad!

    *uses a sharpie to show where the moon “really was” at the time of the eclipse*

    See? The moon was there, ok? This was just a hoax created by Deep State NASA to sell cheap glasses that don’t even make them a profit!

  5. 6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Not many. Remember this episode? How many do you see? I’d say Jim Mattis counts. He doesn’t suck up to Trump like the rest do. I didn’t think Rex Tillerson was particularly suited for the job. Although he did later correctly describe Trump as a “fucking moron” so he has that going for him.

     

    Not only that but think about all the US Presidents who were voted out after one term. The more recent ones like Bush, Carter, Ford et al didn’t return for a rematch in the following election, but if they had, would any of you suspect that 91% of their former cabinet would refuse to endorse them? I would have voted for Clinton against Bush if Bush decided to take a second crack at him in 1996, but it would have required a traumatic injury to the brain for me to predict that Cheney, Powell, Quayle, Baker, Brady, Dole, et al would refuse to endorse him and that he only received support from Bob Barr and three of the obscure chucklefucks no one remembered.

  6. 16 minutes ago, immamac said:

    I want you to seriously explain your position. What is it that you believe in and vote for. It cannot include "bad shit about Democrats" or "what the other side is gonna do if we don't win"

    What, in very specific terms are you seeking with your vote and hope that all Republicans on every ballot win.

    You already know the answer:

    Republicans aren’t about policy. They’re not about governing. Their voters certainly can’t be bothered to care about such things. If they did, they wouldn’t be republicans. Poe is a paradigmatic example of what it is to be a Republican voter. These are not serious people that have thoughtful policy positions. These are ignorant people who wear a hat (literally) and cheer for a team. You’re seeing it in Poe’s posts when he speaks of “we/they.” That’s what all this shit is to them: a sport in which you cheer for a team.

    If you could put any of them on a debate stage even against a mediocre talent like Bill Maher, they’d get thrown under said stage, laughed out of the room, tail tucked between the legs, thumb in the mouth, tears coming out of both eyes and begging for the comfort of their mother’s bosom while lying in fetal position. All it amounts to is a pitiful indictment of the American education system that we have this many motherfuckers more infected with Dunning Kruger than Nicky Crane was with AIDS.

    5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

    But even if trunp gets an extra 3% of the Black vote, I don’t think you people are counting on how it would be cancelled out in other demographics, namely the olds and college educated Whites. 

    Of course they don’t consider that. Hell, I personally know people who believe in that feculent “the 2020 election was stolen from Trump” effluvia and point to that exact issue that leads them to believe it: that Trump made marginal gains on the black vote, and therefore (according to their own feeble logic) he had to have made marginal gains in all communities.

  7. On 6/7/2024 at 5:14 PM, wildcat09 said:

    If Alito and Thomas want to still decide cases from a federal prison I guess I would be ok with that.

    They wouldn’t be the first federal judges that wanted to do that. 

  8.  

    1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

    You could not possibly be more mistaken if you'd said that Hitler was a better candidate, and here is why: The blue-collar workers who voted for Trump in 2016 would have voted for Bernie.

    I can't fathom why people don't grasp this. The minute Hillary was nominated, Trump won the election. She was, in the flesh, the embodiment of the Democrats' cozying up to big business while taking Labor's votes for granted, a trend started by her husband in '92 that continued up until Biden finally started to actively take an interest in Labor's needs during his presidency.

    I don't like Michael Moore one bit, but he was the only other person I know of who caught on to this back in 2016.

     

     

     

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    2 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

    Can someone recommend a good groomer in Dallas? Picked up my dog on Saturday and she had been nicked up and down her chest and belly. Fired them on the soot. 

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    (214) 526-3243

    It's a place called Perky Poodle and it's located on West Mockingbird at the Lemmon intersection (shopping center where Fuzzy's Tacos and LA Fitness is also located). 

  10. 1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

    A certain percentage of white Americans will never accept the idea they didn't earn their position in life without any help 

    Oh no, they're the only legit hard working people in the country while those lazy coloreds get all the breaks 🙄

    I grew up around all that shit and heard every tedious variation of that argument. It's an absolute crock. This is about as accurate of an illustration of that whole dynamic as it can possibly get:

     r/WhatIsThisPainting - CAREFUL MATE... THAT FOREIGNER WANTS YOUR COOKIE!

    But hey, dittoheads gonna dittohead.

  11. 1 minute ago, Foosters said:

    Your post does not exist in a vacuum. Its fair for posters to use your past explicit racism to infer your meaning. Its also a major talking point of the alt-right, of which you are a part. Stop trolling. 

    Hell, Mr. America was a better kept secret. 

    Hulk Hogan Is Mr. America and the 15 Worst-Kept Secrets in ...

    Vince McMahon: "Shhhhh. That's not Hulk Hogan. Shhhhhhhh"

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