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  1. 38 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

    After the letter is made public, Crane should sue MLB and demand replacement first round picks, a return to the NL, and for Orbit to be able to drag the latest Yankees WS trophy around in the parking lot. 

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    And get to wear Babe Ruth's jersey to a crawfish boil.

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  2. On 3/2/2022 at 10:20 PM, Hookem2147 said:

    No coach had mastered the early season big win to raise expectations like Shaka Smart. Literally every year. North Carolina calls Shaka daddy during the month of December.

    This post two weeks ago was pretty ironical (sic), given that Shaka ended up playing UNC in March.

    The December Lion once again turns into a March Lamb.

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  3. Correa's deal with Minnesota shows me that he was never going to re-sign with the Astros.

    I bet the Astros were willing to give him more than 35 for a one year deal. But the Twins deal gives him insurance if he gets injured or has a bad year.

    And the Astros would have given him more than 105 for a 3 year deal. But the Twins deal allows him to re-enter the FA market every year if he wants to.

    Correa always was and always will be looking for a huge contract to play in NYC or LA.

  4. 7 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

    Second hand story, from about 10 years ago so TFWIW but person swears it's true and I like it. 

    Jerry and a group were hanging out in the bar at Al Biernet's one night.  Jerry starts chatting up a lady and takes her out to his limo.  Someone in group noticed and knew that she was actually a he.  They tell Stephen who rushes out, stops the limo from pulling out, an argument ensues with Jerry throwing he/she out of limo.  Stephen comes back inside and rejoins the group.  Then Jerry comes back in, finds Stephen and gives him a big bear hug and says "boy...you just just saved me from gettin' cornholed."

    If it isn't true it ought to be.

  5. 10 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

    You know I gotta be honest, I really didn’t think this story would get so much play. When it comes to this friend, this story is like the opening running written setup story in Star Wars. You wouldn’t believe his adventures 

     

    10 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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    And now we know who the friend is.

    8 hours ago, ousux said:

    As if the overly graphic split dick story wasnt enough, now you gotta post a link to ball twisting?

    Think I'd like to jump in the portal now.

    And now we know who is bold/degenerate enough to click on the link.

  6. 2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

    Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

    Obviously search engines are from an era long before your birth as well.

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  7. On 1/24/2022 at 11:45 PM, UTexasFight said:

    The duality of this post, in box score form:

     

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    On 1/25/2022 at 9:39 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

    I've always loved that this box score features one of the most legendary starting pitchers to ever wear an Astros uniform, the most fearsome 7-8-9 lineup we've ever thrown out there.... and Pete Munro and Kirk Saarloos.

    I also love that Dotel had one of the rare 4 K's in an inning.

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  8. 23 hours ago, NWBuck said:

    Well, I've been praying for a Constable Bob spin off... I guess this'll have to do

    If Raylan gives him a call, Bob has his go bag ready.

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  9. 8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    seems like there just may have been a better way to deal with the diner robbery that wouldn't have gotten 4+ people dead, including the sheriff.  they scoped out the situation, drove off, entered secretly through the back just to execute a...shootout in a public place.  might as well have strolled through the front and taken your chances.

    though i did enjoy a little costner flashback to:

    you got him?

    yeah, i got him.

    ....

    take him.

    Didn't think of that flashback until you mentioned it.

    That was no diner robbery. It was a botched hit job on Dutton and the sheriff. 

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