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BrazilHorn

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  1. I think with ASU QB being a Freshman I like Texas’ chances to confuse/scheme him into errors. Just weather truck play storm etc and if Sark calls plays within himself like 1st half vs Clemson Texas should roll.
  2. Texas needs to prepare for the irrational. Lots of going for it on 4th down, fake punts, onside kicks, flea flicker type shit.
  3. Maybe but the play takes way too long to develop and it seems like every team Texas plays has that play nailed. Worked one game and Sark has stubbornly stuck with it and it’s a pick six waiting to happen
  4. Barf, barf and triple barf.
  5. Will say it again: Sark please shelve the play where Ewers fakes a hand off then spins around and throws to opposite side like six yds behind LOS? The fucking play never works. It takes too long. Every team knows what it is. Today it knocked out Wisner and Majors and lost sic yds. Take that stupid fucking play off the play sheet and burn it.
  6. Oh no Heupel sucks and the Tenn fresh QB is shitting the bed?? How can it be??!!? Think of the children
  7. Sark tried to pull “Tom Herman Cute” binder out of cold storage but Texas won game. Now shit pump ASU and get to semis
  8. Could’ve punted and pinned them deep. Sark fucking this game up now. 1H -not taking FG 3Q - not punting. Take hand out of “cute” Sark box and go back to 1Q just running ball down throat box.
  9. Quit “spinning” Ewers. It takes too long
  10. That’s the fucking play I never wanted to see again. Sark had been calling a great game then went into his fucking cute bucket
  11. This would be my worst fucking nightmare. I might go “John Belushi” on the saxophone
  12. This announcer with the superfluous adjectives he’s using to describe the players is like a bad Steven A Smith impersonator
  13. Having these former refs always back the terrible call on the field the dipshit game refs make is like listening to a police union rep advocating for a cop caught on video beating someone. They never go against the ref on the field.
  14. SMU not letting Jennings pass anymore.
  15. Echoing a point made already 20X: Indiana is a joke of a team to be in the playoffs
  16. The Tulane WR “shushing” the crowd with 29 seconds left in game down 33-8 kind of sums up WR mindset. Too funny.
  17. From the chair by the Christmas tree in Central Austin: FIGHT!!!!!!
  18. I started it and it felt like a bad “Scooby Doo” episode where characters would see things obviously out of context/leap to conclusions etc. Finished first episode and just didn’t have any interest in continuing. Also Kudrow and Romano have absolutely zero chemistry together. If you told me all of the scenes where they were together were actually filmed separately and then they were added together post production I would believe you.
  19. Debt level is such a joke now a days as no one has any interest in a balanced budget. Just keep printing money and kicking that can down the line.
  20. I just want Sark to shelve the play where QE fakes a hand off then spins around and does a screen pass to his blind side. Takes way too long to develop and teams with athletes on D blow it up as IOL for Texas is not great at holding blocks that long vs good D lines.
  21. Just caught an NYPD Lt. who is in an admin role logging 1600 hrs of OT. Hair over 30 Hrs a week. Seems suspicious. https://www.yahoo.com/news/highest-earning-nypd-cop-ot-212600825.html
  22. “First you make a Roux”. Sydir will end up weighing 400+ lbs in Baton Rouge
  23. Would have been great if a reporter asked him which Texas players he would be starting over
  24. Did Sark have a playoff press conference today?
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