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Harvdog

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  1. Start the roast: “TJ looks like he’s smells like pee” ”He looks like a bouncer at a Samoan gay bar” ”That necklace explains why no one wanted him”
  2. It was a tough decision for Master Jaden Pratt to eliminate Stanford University and “flip” to the Harvard on the Brazos. Looking back at his recruitment with all the man hours spent trying to make the right choice. He asked his grandfather, an American, for advice. Why not kill two birds with one stone? Get a degree and play football! So he filled out his white papers, did the brave thing and walked in to Jimbo’s office and committed to the Aggies! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11558067/Woke-Stanford-University-publishes-list-harmful-language-want-eliminate.html
  3. Eating a 20lb bag of dicks daily is taking its toll on William.
  4. Reading these screenshots reminds me of an old Aggie saying; “There are no Aggie jokes or stereotypes, there are actual events that lead to the jokes and stereotypes.” Best Lines: Cobb isn’t SEC ready York is criminally underrated Sips paid Ant Hill to go to tu Arch isn’t that good and Ewers is a disaster Cook might be thinking of flipping to create a trio with Evan and Moose Bijan is overrated and not good at all They checked the delusion box every post. Never change Aggie!
  5. How long until Jimbo “Suspends” him from a game for wearing that sleeve? I mean, he sat his best receiver for the same thing
  6. You know recruiting is in the shitter when 5 coaches show up at 1 recruits house. Hopefully one of them took a Warehime type shit in the master bath.
  7. Luicci will have Owens #1 on his Top 12. TJ Shanahan will be 2.
  8. Luicci has an update to his Top 44. Like the Aggie football team, there are not enough players to field a list. Right now it will look more like the Luicci Top 12.
  9. Agreed. He has a slow first step. No way he’s an end in College. In HS in Katy, he could bullrush smaller OT’s from the edge. Doesn’t work against a grown ass man. He needs to listen to Bo if he comes here. He’s got the strength and body to add 20 more lbs and be dominant in the middle.
  10. Nah. Unlike some, I am not petty enough to care about getting over on someone on a chat board. I actually sent you a message during his recruitment where I told you I was wrong on my assessment. He turned into an ass during his recruitment. I came correct and stated that I was wrong. Never heard back from you. Someone who is petty and keeping a list like Steve Buschemi in Billy Madison wouldn’t do that. I know that he hated Tom Herman. He hated that he wasn’t recruited hard, he was blown off and didn’t get an offer until a year after A&M, Alabama, and Ohio State offered. He didn’t like the scheme. It’s hilarious and irony at its finest that the same scheme came to CS. If he comes to Texas, great. He needs to realize that he’s an interior DL, not the edge he thinks or thought during his recruitment.
  11. It was hitting F5 to see if you could actually come up with something original or funny. All those days of getting swirlees and locker stuffing must be tough for you to cope with. It’s ok, you will eventually get over it.
  12. Half the Aggie team were accused of incest by the constant yells of “mother fucker” during practice and their games. Chin pubes denies any wrong doing and Perroni thinks all will stay
  13. I was clear that his attitude changed. I also said I had not seen that side of his personality. But then again, imagine being 17 and every coach in America is blowing you on the daily. I think he’s been humbled by his experience in CS. No idea where he is going.
  14. XavierWorthystreshire Sauce - drop a little when it matters most
  15. I work for an Italian company. We are an hour from where Lamborghini’s are made. All you need to do is walk the line of manufacturing and see the process. Those cars are handmade. The frames are on a yellow “horse” and hit 30+ station in assembly where a person does the work by hand. It’s amazing to see! Ferrari won’t let people see their process. After the way they shit the bed in F1 this year they need to change. I saw Maserati as well. Really cool but not Lamborghini. I think Bijan and Lamborghini makes sense
  16. When Jimbo said he was down for a 3 way with samples. I don’t think this is what he meant.
  17. Sam Houston St will have a ton of new players. He should go to Angelo State, they are really good in DII
  18. I was fucking with my Aggie friends last night and they are all on the same page, Jimbo has figured it out and they are on the right path. They literally ALL think this. When I brought storming the hallowed grass at Kyle Field they all said “why not? It’s been a long season and the fans deserved that!” I asked them how many times have Alabama fans rushed the field? Texas? Ohio State? It must be something that non-blue blood programs do because if you have been there, you don’t do it..
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