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Posts posted by Bender Bending Rodriguez
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This comes just days after the announcement of Antonio Brown being sued for farting in a doctor's face. I feel like I'm being attacked.
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Pearl Jam has always been great on the funeral/coping with death songs. They have several, these three resonate the most with me. Â
Man of the Hour is an all-timer that I’ve instructed the misses to play on my behalf when she inevitably outlives me:
Light Years is about struggling to understand why a good person is just gone:
..and I recently came to the realization that the very melancholy sounding Parachutes is about counting down to the inevitable with a loved one:
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Also worth noting, the Astros will be in DC for the 4th of July.Â
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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:
That will be a great time to go.
Went mid-August last year when they played the Tigers.
Nice ballpark and really enjoyed Minneapolis.I’m already planning the Minnesota trip for next July. I went in August 2015 and had a great time with some friends. Great weather that time of year, there and really nice stadium. I like downtown ballparks where you can stay, eat/drink, and watch the games without having to rent a car.Â
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Robert Duvall visiting him last night with cigars should have been a dead giveaway.Â
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6 minutes ago, kevwun said:
The att sportsnet stream is also shitty quality. It drops down to SD a lot for no reason.
If only AT&T had a stronger telecommunications infrastructure.Â
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8 hours ago, Rimbo said:
You remember back in 2017 when we had that amazing game where we were down by some retarded number of runs to the Twins and came back to win? It was the game that showed the team they were World Series-ready.
I'm wondering if the no-no game wasn't that same game for the 2019 squad.
Yep, it was a Monday afternoon game on Memorial Day. Down 8-2 in the 8th, they scored 11 in the 8th and 3 in then 9th to end up winning 16-8. Put them 20 games over .500 before June.
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Minnesota even tried the cheap home field trick of calling a bullshit rain delay in then middle of Springer’s at-bat to slow down the momentum. He said fuck your bullshit rain delay to slow down the momentum and kept the hit parade going 30 minutes later, then scored the go ahead run.Â
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30 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
The mariners may never get a hit against us again
What are we at? 13 innings now?14. They singled in the 6th in Friday night.Â
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And Cole and Yordan were repeats from June.
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Every team has an MLB assigned “natural rival” in the opposite league. Those two teams play two 2-game series every year. The Friday off day thing happens when one of those two series unavoidably falls on a weekend. It also happens in the games played in Mexico, but that’s on purpose as MLB has both teams participate in entertainment events the Friday before the weekend series.Â
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5 hours ago, Texaus said:
Team elephant. Fuck those people with 6’ tusk right up the ass
That cost extra.
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Still safer than Blue Bell.Â
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Legendary marketing ploy by the Roswell chamber of commerce.Â
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2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
 I didn't know Moose even celebrated Thanksgiving.
The moose out front should have told you.Â
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Earlier today, the Mariners decided to sit Leblanc and let their bullpen throw the entire game. Hinch wanted to keep the set off day for Brantley in tact and with the righty-lefty swithing turns nature of bullpen, he decided he to maintain the lineup he already scratched out.
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And 15-1 in the last 8 series games 1&2. These two wins in Oakland might be the most impressive part of this stretch.Â
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Astros took the first two of the White Sox series, too.Â
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XO Steakhouse in downtown is a solid, upscale steakhouse place and that strip of bars and restaurants by the Cavs arena and Indians stadium is fun. I’ve been to Cleveland a few times for work and it can be fun for a couple of days. Weather should be decent.Â
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"That was a static filled, triple scrambled, microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese!"
"Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped twenty-square-digit key transposed in booster-verdonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this.””a drogan’s decoder ring? They put those in cereal boxes for kids!”
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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:
By the way, am I the only person who's noticed that Collin McHugh's slump started immediately after his Neo™ moment?
He was really good immediately after the Neo-moment for the remainder of that start in Oakland. He gave up zero runs over 6 full innings that night.
The wheels came off in his next start and the next three after that. 24 ER over 18 innings. Yikes!
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Tracy Morgan is like Tom Arnold in that he's just so fucking amped up it's hard to listen to. The interviews are best when the guest converses with Howard, versus performing some kind of act.
Prevent Farting on Planes
in Lulz
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The morning thunder farts can be like this. Typically the result of swallowed air overnight while sleeping. They can lift a leg up off the ground, but don't typically send the children running for the hills like a post steak dinner bomb.