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Orange&White

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  1. 19 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

    Some fat, white, middle-aged asshole cussed out my wife and daughter in the Starbucks parking lot on Great Hills a week or so ago.   The spots there are tiny, and she was parked dead center (according to her).  Well parked or not, he didn't like that he had to shimmy his fat ass to get inside his car, rolled down his window and started screaming obscenities at my wife.   Wife asked him to calm down as our 11 year old daughter was with her, and he proceeded with "fuck your daughter, she's a bitch too."  Then looked right at my daughter and said, "Yeah, you.  You're a bitch just like your mom."  

    Given this site's proclivity for attracting a bevy of men who meet this particular description, I thought I might see if this story sounds familiar to anyone.  If you happen to be the guy, please announce yourself so I can come over and feed you your teeth.  If you're not man enough to message me your name and address, know that I'll eventually find you anyway.  

    This is awfully close to Brisket's house.....

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  2. 2 hours ago, Twizzler said:

    Maybe I'm not paying attention but I don't find Dan Cambell that aggie, and am impressed by what he's done in detroit.  

     

    1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


    This. He doesn’t seem aggy to me. Do they even claim him?

    He is about as aggie as they come:

    "I'm so glad I go to a University where the men like women and the women like men." Dan Campbell, Bonfire, 1998

     

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  3. If they hadn't fucked up the construction of the Arbuckle reservoir in Wharton County, this rain event would have completely filled it. 

    That reservoir indirectly relieves the water burden upstream by providing water for rice farmers and ecological needs at the Gulf downstream.

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  4. 8 hours ago, royiv said:

     

    wrong post

    9 hours ago, NopeEver said:

    This. She’s been doing a great job and yeah she had a lot of trauma, but she’s been very open and honest. 
     

    look, she probably had a bunch of shit happen to her there’s no doubt the choices that were made prior to her election were bad but come on. She’s not done anything stupid and I doubt that’s actually “coaching”. She actually seems to thrive in this role and care. Gotta give credit where credit is due. 
     

    if anyone has ever seen her in public or met with her since she’s sort of inspiring. It’s weird. Honestly. Fucking weird. But she’s likable. And she will laugh about the bullshit and she will say she was wrong and she will talk about how she learned but holy hell she’s somewhat delightful to be around. She’s relatable, doesn’t take herself seriously and actually realizes she doesn’t know everything. 
     

    a little time and breaking the bullshit is a perfect example. We all did dumb shit when we were younger but I find it hard to believe she is the same as she was. Maybe parts exist but she’s sort of fun to banter with from time to time politically. Y’all like to think I’m her but I’m not. 
     

    I’ll tell you a story about how she was wrong about something and agonized about it. For days. She knew she was wrong and got really upset. But she has been more public facing, puts herself out there and tries. That’s all we could ask for an elected. 

    You showed your tits and pussy, multiple times, to strangers at the water tank for attention.

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  5. 2 hours ago, texastough said:

    Something must have happened yesterday. Ukraine is claiming it destroyed 51 artillery pieces, 59 APC's, and 65 other vehicles.  If you're keeping track at home, thats a huge daily total, probably at least 3x the daily average.

     

    Nvm..I am still finishing my first coffee.

  6. 1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

    Nearing 3” here, but fucking cockshit gotdamn roof has another fucking leak. That’s the 6th godfuckingdamn leak in 3 years on a roof that’s about 5 years old

    F&^king ROFLBOX. Just can't trust the guy.*

     

     

     

    This was a joke. I have no idea who fixed Squish's roof.

  7. On 1/18/2024 at 7:27 AM, Orange&White said:

    My wunderground forecast for NW Austin currently shows 3.02" of rain between this Sunday and next Saturday.

    Call your shots. Over/Under?

    I am feeling optimistic and will take the over. I'll be using the LCRA gauge at Bull Creek/360 for my measurements.

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    Apparently I undershot. Already 3.01" in the gauge.

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  8. 1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

    I saw one Buckeye in the twitter replies praising Bjork’s strength in “fundraising and NIL” in response to someone asking what else he has accomplished besides one of the worst contract extensions in the history of man.

    He didn’t actually raise funds. He just spent the money from Qatar that Sharp laundered.

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  9. 5 hours ago, Hornlover said:

    Not counting the interim AD, this will be Aggy's fifth AD since 2012.

    Bill Byrne

    Eric Hyman

    Scott Woodward

    Ross Bjork

    Loser McChucklefuck

    And, crazily enough, John Sharp has made it through all of them. Almost as if the Aggie AD position is nothing more than a fall guy for all of Sharps retarded decisions.

    It doesn’t matter who they fill that position with as long as Sharp thinks he’s the actual AD and continues running the show.

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  10. HEB on Braker/183 at 4:15 was, in fact, a shit show, but the shelves were not bare like the photos above. Just a bunch of stupid and annoying people in the way.

    Menu for the next few days:

    Beef stew

    Panang Curry

    Chinese Dumpling soup

    Pierogie\sausage\cabbage bake

    #TeamNoDrip

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