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Posts posted by honolulu horn
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Lisa the Vegetarian
Lisa "Is there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?"
Lunch Lady: "Possibly the meatloaf."
Also, Homer's love note to Marge:
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Red shirt seemed awfully proud to have pooped in the toilet. Oklahoma.
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Amazing that some people can get so worked up over a poem written by one of our players for a class requirement. Whether you agree with LJH's take or not, at least he is attending class and completing the assignment. CDC was right to support him.
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I didn't vote for that sonofabitch and I don't pretend to understand the mindset of people who did. But our rah-rah MAGA president who runs on a platform of America first and trots out patriotism and Americana as the foundational conservative base is clearly eroding ties with our closest democratic allies (Canada, Britain, Australia, Germany, France) and is on magazine and newspaper covers shaking hands with some of our most bitter enemies (North Korea and Russia). What a fucking joke.
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22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
He's a wheel asshole.
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My wife got two tickets, stuck them in a vase full of roses, and promptly told me to call my buddy and go to the game. We sat right behind the Texas band tuba section and enjoyed some of the filthiest taunts and insults I've ever heard. Watched Selvin young run it in right in front of us, and later saw Tarell Brown break his arm at our goal line. When VY crossed the line on the other end of the field, our section went totally berserk. I've never witnessed anything like it. It was like a bomb full of cocaine had gone off -- everyone exploded, screaming, crying, jumping around, high fiving, hugging....total strangers just going absolutely maniacal with unbridled joy. I still have the video I took on the final play and love watching it. Seriously one of the greatest days of my life.
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On 6/7/2018 at 12:23 AM, deadshank said:
I once introduced two guys at a job site, completely forgetting one guy had 3 fingers missing on his right hand and the other had a really deformed alien right paw hook thing.
They shook "hands" and laughed their asses off over it. I sat amazed and was glad I forgot about their hands and totally free from any sort of anxiety. The certainly weren't too worried about it.
The literal definition of "faux paws," well done.
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He doesn't give a flying you-know-what about them grannies. This is war! Those grannies would take out his knees if they could.
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Shakewell is:
Not a fan of blinking
A big fan of the zoom-out camera shot
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what the hell??
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Damn what a series!
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Took about a year off my life but in the end the good guys win!
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Crowd will go spaeshit when we finally win this motherfucker
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Hells Bells
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FINISH THEM
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No more balls
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for fucks sake end this fucking crap
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Tenn Tech is a good ball club. We're better.
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Andy will get us out of here with the W.
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dammit...double play would be beuatiful
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Just now, Beau Vine said:
Bless the rains for us down there, OK. For karma.
Done
Conan
in Movies and TV
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IMO Conan is one of the all-time best. I appreciate that when he has a female guest on he isn't trying to hit on her like some of the other late-night hosts. His pre-recorded stuff is the best stuff out there -- going to the soul food restaurant, clueless gamer, playing horse with Magic Johnson. His Italy trip with Schlansky was incredible.