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honolulu horn

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  1. 16 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

    Same here with my family, although it's my dad who will sit this one out while my stepmom will vote for Trump because of socialism (while she accepts bailout money and woman owned business status for her small business).

    Exactly the question I ask when someone spouts off about socialism. Did you cash your stimulus check? 

  2. 30 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

    I had the displeasure of seeing Eric "The Dumb One" Trump on Fox and Friends this morning. Literally said Joe Biden has not stepped foot outside of his house in 4 months, is totally incapable of answering unscripted questions, can't form a cohesive thought, and "does not have the aptitude to debate my father."

    I do appreciate them setting the bar essentially on the floor for Biden. Not particularly to hard to clear considering he just finished a perfectly normal 30 minute speech at a factory in PA. 

    That's a big fucking basement he's hiding in.

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    The Trump campaign is so screwed. They are pinning all of their energy on Biden being senile and Biden being a left-wing nut job. If debates happen, it will become very clear that Biden is neither. I guess they don't have anything else to use. Other than racism, which won't get him to 270. 

  3. 27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

     


    It’s what he does.
    I marched with literally thousands of people two weeks ago. Didn’t see or hear a single person among them acting untoward, unhinged, etc. Not one.
    My real-world anecdotal evidence says he’s full of shit. So, there we have it.

     

    Same here. Walked with about 1000 people in a great march and protest about 3 weeks ago. Kids everywhere, lots of great conversations. Totally calm and peaceful. 

  4. I also love that these morons feel more emboldened than ever to spew their bullshit into a camera that will eventually lead to their demise. True, absolute, unqualified idiocy. 

  5. 2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

    Holy shit. These just get more disturbing and terrible.

    Video is in the linked story.

     

     


    University of Tennessee got to be loving her racist ass wearing her garbage man volunteer orange UT gear lol.

     

    I would ordinarily say I hope the guy in the blue shirt should lose his job too, but he doesn't look employed. Or employable. My money is on "receiving government assistance" while yelling about socialism. 

  6. 5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

    But, it's like everything else Trump does.  Little of it helps and much of it hurts his base.  They vote against their interest, but not in an altruistic way.

    Exactly. Trump's base of non-educated whites don't realize that he's truly screwing them over. They just hear "you can be racist" and vote for the guy. As a comedian said recently (Trevor Noah, maybe?) Trump despises the vast majority of the people that vote for him. He'd never be caught dead with any of them in person, allow them in his clubs, or allow them on his properties. 

  7. 1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

    I was in a black cab in London shortly after the Brexit vote in 2016 and after a brief conversation with the driver and him learning I was from Texas he said "well we're (British) the dumbest cunts on the planet. But in a few months you may take that title away from us if you elect Trump". I chuckled and said yeah that would definitely take the cake, not ever thinking that would happen.

    Here's to not being the dumbest cunts on the planet come November.

     

    I gave an address to a bunch of psychologists in South Africa in 2017, soon after Trump started. It was an uncomfortable time to be traveling with an American passport. The first thing I said when I took the podium was, "Listen. I didn't vote for him." Immediately got a big laugh and a standing ovation. 

    The rest of my talk was downhill from there, but it didn't matter. 

  8. 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

    "Im an American. I have constitutional rights." 

    Honestly, it continues to amaze me just how few people out there talk about Rights, and Censorship, and completely fail to understand the concept that private businesses have the right to refuse service based on their policies. It blows my fucking mind. I've had this conversation at least 3 times this week on the fucking internet with dipshits.

    Exactly what I have been saying all along. It's a private business. They can refuse service. No one has a constitutional right to shop at Costco. 

  9. 5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

    Yeah that’s a story I could have lived without. 

    Somebody needs to tell where to find that story. I'm sure I'll immediately regret it, but thanks in advance. 

  10. 1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

     

    Kayleigh McEnany says Trump is ‘most informed person on planet Earth’ about threats to US

     

    Well then you better get better at your job, Mr. President, because you whiffed on this one. Being president is hard, isn't it? 

  11. Denigrates Gold Star serviceman and his family. Trashes John McCain for getting caught by the enemy and says his torture wasn't a big deal. Says he know more than the generals. Has run through myriad number of chiefs of staff, admirals, etc. Trashes the captain of the aircraft carrier during COVID. Has top generals leaving in droves and accusing him of treason. Ignores Russia's bounty on our soldiers. And that's just off the top of my head; I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. 

    This pattern *might* be something that real Patriots care about.

    America or Trump.

  12. My concern is that this will turn into a political opportunity for Trump. As we edge closer to November, he can start getting Americans all worked up about going to war with Russia. 

    Fortunately his administration and campaign are so unorganized and feckless that they're unlikely to be able to do this. But it stills concerns me. 

  13. Guy walks into the doctor with a black eye. Doctor asks what happened. Guy says, "Well, I was in church when we all got up to sing the first hymn. There was a woman in the pew in front of me, and when she stood up her dress was caught in her butt crack. It looked uncomfortable so I reached over and pulled it out of there."

    Next week, guy comes back to the same doctor with a black eye in his other eye. Doctor asks what happened this time. Guy says, "Well, there I was at church again. Wouldn't you know the same lady was seated in front of me again. So sure enough we get up to sing the first hymn. But this time her dress was nice and smooth, no problems." 

    Doctor asks, "So what went wrong?"

    Guy says, "Well, I knew from last week she didn't like it that way, so I pushed it back in there." 

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    Husband tells the doctor that his wife is going deaf but that she refuses to see a doctor about it. Doctor tells him to go home and try out a strategy to see how bad her hearing is. 

    Husband goes home and sees his wife doing the dishes, with her back to him. He stands 10 feet behind her and says, "Honey, any plans tonight?" No response from the wife. 

    Husband moves 5 feet closer. "Honey, any plans tonight?" No response. 

    Husband moves a couple feet closer, right behind her. "Honey, any plans tonight?" The wife whips around and yells, "Dammit, for the third time, we're going to the Robinsons' house for dinner!"

  15. 4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

    Bunker bitch is honestly the most effective attack against Trump with his base.  All his horrible policies, scientific facts about Covid and how he’s mishandled it, collusion with Russia, shaming them about his blatant racism or stupidity - none of that moves the needle.  Making him look like a pussy or a loser works, though.  

    All he is to them is their champion to fight against the libs.  Once he looks weak or loses, he loses all value to them.

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