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honolulu horn

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  1. 23 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

    Every single year I hope that we are the sole Big12 team with a bowl win. I couldn’t give two shits about conference pride. We either do our fucking job or we don’t. And it is absolutely satisfying watching OU get skullfucked on the national stage.

    I was about to post this same thing, but then you took the words right out of my mouth. Truth. I care about Texas winning first, ou losing second, and the rest can fuck all.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

    It's pretty fun bouncing back and forth between there and Waco Ale.  Short stroll and good beer.  Now we just need Waco/TX to allow us to walk from one to the other with a beer  

    But think of the children

  3. 3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

    I'd like to find the people getting pranked and see if it really stops them from stealing packages.  It probably just makes them open packages in the backyard or a garage .  

    I'm sure that's accurate, which is why the design needs to include permanent ink, a call to local PD, a crazy loud siren, or something that will get them identified.

    Still it's an enjoyable video.

  4. Well when you read the methodology used, small size, cheap rent, lots of bars, and low college entrance requirements seem to score a town pretty high. List makes a lot more sense now.

    "Where's the cheapest shithole with the dumbest residents? Winner."

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  5. 8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    Ehlinger played a great game, dude. He was let down by a stupid-ass gameplan, especially on the final drive.

    Ehlinger had finally got the offense clicking, so what did Herman do? Turtle, take the ball out of Ehlinger's hands, and rely on our defense (which predictably failed).

    That's not really fair. Don't overlook the role our special teams played in securing the loss. All three phases.

  6. Next year is what it all comes down to. His players, veteran team. If we find a way to suck next year (I'm betting we will) then we will jettison him and move on to the next group of 5 coach that can't make the transition. It's the Texas way.

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  7. 28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Are we going to start handing out charges then to every fight that occurs during a sport game now? That would be a pretty ridiculous precedent to start.

    Marty McSorley was convicted of Assault with a Deadly Weapon for using his hockey stick as a weapon during the course of the game. The victim wasn't horribly injured; he hit his head on the ice and had a concussion. No other NHL players I know of have been arrested for fighting on the ice, which is fine. They shouldn't; fights happen pretty often in the course of hockey games. But when you decide to use a piece of equipment as a weapon, you've gone beyond reasonable expectations for a game and entered into a criminal act.

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  8. 1 hour ago, scottsins said:

     


    I’m a criminal defense lawyer and your deadly weapon “analysis” is just a string of incorrect irrelevant bullshit that is so far off-base that it’s difficult to refute.

    Read the penal code or something. There’s definitions and everything!

    Pesky legal notions like "assault with intent to cause serious bodily harm" or "reckless endangerment" or "attempted felony assault" have no place here. Exhibits A-C: a dumpster, a hammer, and a story about being tackled once. Case closed.

  9. 26 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

     I just think it's unlikely that death would have resulted from one swing, especially given Rudolph's reaction to it and the fact I've taken a swing like that.

    Steve Irwin thought the same thing about stingrays. Of course that helmet could've killed him. Next time you take the crown of a helmet to your dome being swung by a juiced up 280-pound NFL DB, let us know. It might just be worse than running into a dumpster, as crazy as that sounds.

    But my original point was that the lack of injury to Rudolph doesn't take away Garrett's culpability in his intent to cause harm, which I think we agree on.

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  10. 5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

    Consider this: you're in a bar and you get into a heated tussle with another drunk.  A bouncer starts dragging you away and the guy you had been fighting with starts shoving you and asking for more.  So you pick up a chair and hit him in the head with it.  Are you going to jail?

    Was the chair hollow? Did it have some give?

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