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honolulu horn

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  1. 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

    "Im an American. I have constitutional rights." 

    Honestly, it continues to amaze me just how few people out there talk about Rights, and Censorship, and completely fail to understand the concept that private businesses have the right to refuse service based on their policies. It blows my fucking mind. I've had this conversation at least 3 times this week on the fucking internet with dipshits.

    Exactly what I have been saying all along. It's a private business. They can refuse service. No one has a constitutional right to shop at Costco. 

  2. 5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

    Yeah that’s a story I could have lived without. 

    Somebody needs to tell where to find that story. I'm sure I'll immediately regret it, but thanks in advance. 

  3. 1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

     

    Kayleigh McEnany says Trump is ‘most informed person on planet Earth’ about threats to US

     

    Well then you better get better at your job, Mr. President, because you whiffed on this one. Being president is hard, isn't it? 

  4. Denigrates Gold Star serviceman and his family. Trashes John McCain for getting caught by the enemy and says his torture wasn't a big deal. Says he know more than the generals. Has run through myriad number of chiefs of staff, admirals, etc. Trashes the captain of the aircraft carrier during COVID. Has top generals leaving in droves and accusing him of treason. Ignores Russia's bounty on our soldiers. And that's just off the top of my head; I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. 

    This pattern *might* be something that real Patriots care about.

    America or Trump.

  5. My concern is that this will turn into a political opportunity for Trump. As we edge closer to November, he can start getting Americans all worked up about going to war with Russia. 

    Fortunately his administration and campaign are so unorganized and feckless that they're unlikely to be able to do this. But it stills concerns me. 

  6. Guy walks into the doctor with a black eye. Doctor asks what happened. Guy says, "Well, I was in church when we all got up to sing the first hymn. There was a woman in the pew in front of me, and when she stood up her dress was caught in her butt crack. It looked uncomfortable so I reached over and pulled it out of there."

    Next week, guy comes back to the same doctor with a black eye in his other eye. Doctor asks what happened this time. Guy says, "Well, there I was at church again. Wouldn't you know the same lady was seated in front of me again. So sure enough we get up to sing the first hymn. But this time her dress was nice and smooth, no problems." 

    Doctor asks, "So what went wrong?"

    Guy says, "Well, I knew from last week she didn't like it that way, so I pushed it back in there." 

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    Husband tells the doctor that his wife is going deaf but that she refuses to see a doctor about it. Doctor tells him to go home and try out a strategy to see how bad her hearing is. 

    Husband goes home and sees his wife doing the dishes, with her back to him. He stands 10 feet behind her and says, "Honey, any plans tonight?" No response from the wife. 

    Husband moves 5 feet closer. "Honey, any plans tonight?" No response. 

    Husband moves a couple feet closer, right behind her. "Honey, any plans tonight?" The wife whips around and yells, "Dammit, for the third time, we're going to the Robinsons' house for dinner!"

  8. 4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

    Bunker bitch is honestly the most effective attack against Trump with his base.  All his horrible policies, scientific facts about Covid and how he’s mishandled it, collusion with Russia, shaming them about his blatant racism or stupidity - none of that moves the needle.  Making him look like a pussy or a loser works, though.  

    All he is to them is their champion to fight against the libs.  Once he looks weak or loses, he loses all value to them.

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  9. Just now, Beau Vine said:
    1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:
    Have you eaten Mexican food in, say, Colorado or Iowa or Virginia?

    Nothing wrong with Colorado Mexican food. Try Washington.

    Colorado's okay if you don't mind green chile smothered all over everything. Which is fucked, and which is why Colorado Mexican food can get fucked. 

  10. 17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    (Trump says 90 seconds of crazy borderline unintelligible hateful bullshit)

    Biden: "Man, I know you're all sick of that. I sure am. Next question please."

    That's exactly what he needs to do.

    I've been thinking that the Biden camp should release a Trump Bingo card right before the debate so that people listening to Trump can click off his bullshit. Insults? B-2.  Blame China? N-4.  Racism? O-5.  And so on -- derogatory names, "Jina," narcissism, stupid facial expression, etc. "Drinking water with two hands" could be the center square, already filled. And then at some point Biden just chuckles to himself, looks in the camera, and says "Bingo!" 

  11. 4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
    1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:
    I agree that an incumbent Dem in Colorado is safe, but the state as a whole is still pretty purple. Blue urban areas surrounded by lots and lots of red. But definitely tending bluer with more urban citizens, more transplants, and a younger population. 

    It's pretty much one blue urban area that everyone lives in. The thing about western states is no one lives in those rural red counties. Mathematically you cannot get wrecked in Denver and win the state the way you can lose the big cities here in TX. It's same reason the GOP doesn't compete in Washington or Oregon. Those are the comps for CO at this point. Colorado has gone down that path, Nevada is next, Arizona after that.

    I'm not in significant disagreement with you, but 1 of the 2 Colorado US senators is Republican and 3 out of 7 US representatives are Republican. So it's not like it's a Democratic bastion at this point in time. Certainly moving that way, though, and agreed that CO has a lot in common demographically with other western states (aside from CA and AZ). It won't be long before it's a foregone conclusion like Oregon and Washington. 

  12. 5 hours ago, Yuk said:

    And they can't seem to run their standard playbook of fear.  All their old hits are just hollow as fuck.  And people are just worn out and ready for an adult in the driver's seat.

    Totally agree. His standard retreads aren't getting him much mileage anymore. Most people see those tropes (the wall, heritage, derogatory nicknames for opponents) as campaign lies. But like you, I'm sure they'll pivot to something that stirs up the passions in his base. Still don't think it will amount to much in November, though, because it won't resonate with any new voters. 

  13. 6 hours ago, gmr548 said:

    2006 would be the last time that happened. Gardner squeaked by in a very GOP-friendly midterm. He's going to lose bigly to a candidate in Hickenlooper thay appears not very interested in winning.

    The Cook Political Reports of the world are really behind on how safety Democratic Colorado is now. 45-46 percent is an extremely good showing for a statewide Republican at this point. Trump will not even get that high. Eight years of getting more Democratic since the last narrow GOP win. They just don't have the votes there anymore. Not to take down an incumbent.

    I agree that an incumbent Dem in Colorado is safe, but the state as a whole is still pretty purple. Blue urban areas surrounded by lots and lots of red. But definitely tending bluer with more urban citizens, more transplants, and a younger population. 

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