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honolulu horn

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  1. A little late to the celebration, but congrats, champs! So freaking badass to go back to back, over so many top seeds. Hook 'em!
  2. Exactly. It's a shame we're a destination school and city, and our NIL options are first rate. Maybe you should stop sucking, Nebraska.
  3. Nebraska fans must REALLY hate Texas. We just keep humiliating them year after year after year, in various and unexpected ways.
  4. I really should know who more of these people are than I do. But a quick caption wouldn't kill anyone.
  5. I worked for a couple of years as a psychologist in a maximum security prison, and believe me that place was hell on earth for reasons I won't go into. Imagine the worst things you think of, and then double it. Seeing just how terribly human beings can treat each other (inmates, officers, admin, every single person there) changed me forever. But on a more light-hearted note, my best friend and I worked at the Captain's Club out at Lake Travis for its opening weekend. We started as busboys on a Friday and the owner said he couldn't pay us much money but we could eat all the food we wanted. As high school seniors that sounded good to us. Sunday it was shut down following the worst food poisoning outbreak in Texas history. Literal sewage in the water. Goodbye innards. We had a backpacking trip in Colorado a few days later, celebrating graduation, and we left every gas station bathroom between Austin and Denver a shit-covered hellscape.
  6. Total wish cast, but getting Quinn, Sanders, and Brooks back next year would be unreal. And I assume JWhitt will be back too, simply because he's been on our team for what seems like 15 years now. I just figure he'll retire in a Longhorn uniform once he hits his 35th birthday.
  7. My favorite player on this team. Plays like a beast, does the dirty work, always has a smile on his face. Also loves Bevo. Graduated I believe. A certified badass motherfucker with the ball in his hands. JWhitt is the truth.
  8. It’s going to be great listening and watching college football for the next month.
  9. A month to get healthy, focused, and ready to payback Washington. Glorious! Well done to Sark and company, and to all of the players that have bought in. I will say it again — one of the best parts of this season is that the first year players have only experienced Texas dominance. Beating Bama at their place. Electric home crowds. Destroying conference teams. Now getting to the playoff. Gotta think that makes a hell of a “culture” impression on CB4, Cook, Ant Hill, and all of the other young guys. They are bought in and ready to go for years to come. Also one more quick shout-out to everyone who worked on or contributed to Texas’ NIL packages. That has made a huge fucking difference. Well done!
  10. How many times have we beaten ou, only to see us fuck up the regular season and have them get to the championship game? Damn it feels good to turn that around this year. Enjoy watching us win today, sooners.
  11. From Tokyo, where the gate to the Meiji Shrine sort of looks like a longhorn. If you look hard enough. FIGHT
  12. Bonus is that while we are destroying OSU, the sooners will be at home drinking hot cocoa.
  13. Yes. We've been there, and man it feels so much better on this side of it all.
  14. Of all the kickass things this season, that might be the fucking topper right there
  15. He committed to Oklahoma freakshow. He lives in Oklahoma, and not that I am the idoit.
  16. You can ask that moronic ISU lineman how talking shit worked out for them.
  17. I don't totally agree with this, but I do think that if Texas gets an early lead Tech will fold fast.
  18. Our team will be laser-focused on beating the absolute hell out of TTU and leaving no doubt in anyone's mind about getting to the Big12 Championship Game and being a worthy consideration for the playoffs. We are going to curb stomp them. They are walking into a buzzsaw.
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