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honolulu horn

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  1. Pretty sure Pinky posts on Surly. Probably under the name "Mr Phlegm."
  2. Clearly we are rival #1. I can only assume from the context clues that rival #2 is App State and Rival #3 is Liberty.
  3. Wait, so this is real? The aggie softball team lost to Liberty? As in they are done for the year?? That's absolutely and unbelievably hilarious.
  4. That's a pretty great flex. Bobby is a BAMF.
  5. What kind of energy did Fugitive have? Power Trip seemed to be Riley Gale and a bunch of dudes that shredded in a corner. Curious how this line up plays live.
  6. I turned the game on in the 4th and thought that I had turned into the ou broadcast. It was so clear that guy was an ou honk. Both because he kept pimping ou, denigrating Texas, and because he sounded like a fucking moron. Took me about 60 seconds before I turned the sound off.
  7. We'll let the coaches know that you're on board.
  8. Said it before. Recruiting being boring for Texas is a very, very good thing.
  9. Well, he did say that the FD, PD, ambulance and helicopter showed up so apparently somebody called them.
  10. With a significant difference being the exit ramp. Texas finally had everything come together at the same time: hungry and talented new coach, badass proven winner AD, president and donors ready to lay their dicks on the table, and the advent of the portal and NIL. I don't really see that happening with those broke ass morons up north. Welcome to your decade-plus of mediocrity, sooners.
  11. I believe the term is something like Fuck Around and Find Out Dumbass bitches
  12. No, the "e" is silent so it's pronounced like this: "Brown." Oh, wait, his FIRST name. Gotcha. If it's a Hawaiian / Polynesian pronunciation it's "Kay-AH-vay"
  13. How about being piledriven into a fucking concrete wall? I mean usually they use wrecking balls and bulldozers for that sort of thing, but I suppose this woman's ass on the hood of a Honda Civic could work as a Plan B.
  14. What is the world was ladder guy intending to do, anyway? Jump onto the pool cover and then slowly suffocate and drown?
  15. Those reports sound so much like late-era Mack it's uncanny. All the coaches are talking about what great kids they are, how much fun they are to be around, how much fun everyone is having. Mack couldn't have said it any better. Hope they have the same results on the field that we did with all of our fun-loving kids.
  16. The idiot convention
  17. Searching for good Mexican food in Honolulu is a fool's errand.
  18. Randy Blythe's LoG ones were better. Smaller but much more violent, plus it predated the S2P one by 15 years.
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