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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. 5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    Glad to hear.  We’d probably get along in real life.

    We finished batting practice as POLL playoffs are ongoing. My crew and I are swimming in the pool and grilling some swordfish me and some friends caught a few months ago.  About to open a bottle of Sancerre.  I’m out for the night. 

    I’m sure we would.  I love fishing. 

  2. If it pains you to know, I’m a millionaire too.  On paper.  No grandparents involved.  I grew up the fifth child of a schoolteacher and worked as a farmhand until I was out of college.  I don’t know shit. 

  3. 7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    Your party's top two were Hillary and Bernie.  Take the plank out of your own eye. 

     

    8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    Your party's top two were Hillary and Bernie.  Take the plank out of your own eye. 

     

    7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    How much have you drank today?

    Not enough, and I voted for kasich.  

  4. 6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    You think Reagan was left of Romney or McCain? 

    Okie dokie. 

    Reagan was a philandering piece of shit.   He’s the one who says hey you can have your cake and eat it too. 

  5. There was one fellow that intended on going to the Houston Livestock Show, this was back in the 70s.  He took his steer, behind a riding lawn mower, to the car wash and proceeded to spray the hell out of it.  My older brother snuck up and turned the dial to hot wax.   

  6. I threw my used-up deodorant container in the bathroom trash.   A couple hours later I see my wife carrying it downstairs and I’m like WTF?  She’s trying to recycle it.   I made her put on her reading glasses and look at the bottom of it.  Not recyclable. For a reason. 

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  7. On 3/29/2018 at 6:11 PM, Errestaurants said:

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    Reminds me of one of my best friends bulls.  They called him Tickles, because he was so tame you could walk up behind him and tickle his balls.  Problem was he expected to get collected afterward. 

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  8. 2 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

    Wet combo and veg. (Wolfy's dipped Italian beef and sausage combo with hot giardiniera.)

    Just FYI if you are in southeast Austin go to Bella Donna and get the Ron’s Chicago roast beef.  Don’t get it to go though eat it there.  It’s not huge, but Mike, the owner is legit.  

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