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Posts posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Blain is good peeps. Tuffy is a badass too. Can outrun a twelve gauge sometimes.
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1 hour ago, SKJ said:
Well,@bolverk, I'm in fucking Oklahoma now, so I doubt anyone would come here
Skij get your ass down here and you’ll fit in like Flynn. We don’t discriminate. Check with the dude in the friars get up and go.
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We got a goddamn castle and everything. Me boy is named quin.
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You’re welcome out at my place to blast some hogs or an occasional cull anytime.
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5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
Glad to hear. We’d probably get along in real life.
We finished batting practice as POLL playoffs are ongoing. My crew and I are swimming in the pool and grilling some swordfish me and some friends caught a few months ago. About to open a bottle of Sancerre. I’m out for the night.
I’m sure we would. I love fishing.
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Enjoy, my friend.
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It’s all good Johnny my boy.
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Is this thread about fat people or not, or has spanky derailed into some Mississippi burning SAE bullshit.
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That slimy bastard was supposed to recuse himself, given that he was part of trumptards team.
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Enjoy what’s coming. Because it is.
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Just keep being you, johnny. And you too Rex.
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If it pains you to know, I’m a millionaire too. On paper. No grandparents involved. I grew up the fifth child of a schoolteacher and worked as a farmhand until I was out of college. I don’t know shit.
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You’re on here defending this lying, cheating son of a bitch. Why?
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7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
Your party's top two were Hillary and Bernie. Take the plank out of your own eye.
8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:Your party's top two were Hillary and Bernie. Take the plank out of your own eye.
7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:How much have you drank today?
Not enough, and I voted for kasich.
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6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
You think Reagan was left of Romney or McCain?
Okie dokie.
Reagan was a philandering piece of shit. He’s the one who says hey you can have your cake and eat it too.
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And stop voting like goddamned retards.
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Holy shit. We lefties are coming to take your money, abort your kids and spew brown people everywhere. Some of you dumb mortherfuckers need to get a fucking grip.
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There was one fellow that intended on going to the Houston Livestock Show, this was back in the 70s. He took his steer, behind a riding lawn mower, to the car wash and proceeded to spray the hell out of it. My older brother snuck up and turned the dial to hot wax.
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Not to mention digging through the bathroom trash. Goddamn.
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I threw my used-up deodorant container in the bathroom trash. A couple hours later I see my wife carrying it downstairs and I’m like WTF? She’s trying to recycle it. I made her put on her reading glasses and look at the bottom of it. Not recyclable. For a reason.
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Thanks. I wouldn’t want it to get out that I get surly when I’m in my chops.
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2 minutes ago, Stoogey said:
Wet combo and veg. (Wolfy's dipped Italian beef and sausage combo with hot giardiniera.)
Just FYI if you are in southeast Austin go to Bella Donna and get the Ron’s Chicago roast beef. Don’t get it to go though eat it there. It’s not huge, but Mike, the owner is legit.
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Who Do You Want to be Your Surly Best Friend?
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Dog would get the bird before it hit the ground.