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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. 32 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

    That reminds me:  Is there an ignore feature here?  Swam was the only one I had on ignore and it would be most appreciated if I can do it over here.

    Hover over the username and a menu will pop up that has the "ignore user" option.

  2. 1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

    Did he shower before he stuck it in Melania again?

    Somehow this only the 20th most embarrassing thing of Trumps Presidency.

    Rice crispy test.  He gets home, make him plop his schlong (the portent long objects) in a bowl of rice crispies.  If more than a couple stick,  light him on fire. 

  3. 5 hours ago, txhorns said:

    Wife's cousin recently had a baby and was having the baptism today.  Cousin actually lives in Deleware but was having the baptism at the church she grew up in but hasn't been to in 15 years except for very special occasions.  The church does not have a current pastor.  Wife also rarely talks to said cousin.  Cousin doesn't even know the names of our kids.

     

    So we get to the church at 9:45 this morning since thats when we were told to be there.  Turns out service doesn't even start until 10:15.  Cousin keeps calling my 2 year old son by the wrong name.  Wife's aunt walks up and asks us where our present was then gets upset we didn't bring one.  Baptism lasts 45 minutes and then they start the actual service.  My 2 year old can't sit still, which is normal, and my wife is getting pissed at him.  Obviously I'm already pissed at wife because we never should have gone in the first place.

     

    I finally get sick of it and walk out with both of our kids at 11:45.  We go to eat and text wife to have someone drop her off at the restaurant.  Wife finally shows up at restaurant about 1 pretty unhappy with me.

    Csb, I once washed my face and slicked back my hair in the holy water receptacle in Nada, Tx.  That didn’t top the old fella next to me who put his dentures and his glass eye in the collection plate.  

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