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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. You straddle the fence enough, your junk is going to get yanked to high heaven. You best pick a side now, and be done, son.
  2. It’s staged fascist bullshit and there is no excuse. None. This is what Texas GOP and their enablers want. Embrace it or not, man. Stop stanning for these dipshits.
  3. Sorry if I lumped your defeated angry ass into it. Se·mit·ic adjective 1. relating to or denoting a family of languages that includes Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic and certain ancient languages such as Phoenician and Akkadian, constituting the main subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic family. 2. relating to the peoples who speak Semitic languages, especially Hebrew and Arabic.
  4. A larger chunk of people don’t even know the word Semite includes Arabs and Persians as well as Hebrew. The more you know.
  5. Who called the DPS? That’s what I’m curious about. I don’t imagine UTPD did but I could be wrong.
  6. Exactly jack shit happened because of that, and exactly jack shit will happen because of this, unless we take it to the governors mansion and the capitol.
  7. Exchange “completely baffled” by “completely buffaloed” and not doing jack shit, and your post might be accurate.
  8. Abbott might just roll past Santa Anna as the worst Texas leader ever.
  9. Backyard used to be The Branding Iron before the Backyard. Although I did like the Backyard. Saw the Neville Brothers and a few other great bands there...
  10. Before we get too high and mighty, Austin has had a giant pile of shit catch fire before too. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2013/03/19/compost-fire-to-cost-austin-at-least-2-million/9796357007/
  11. SIAP. https://www.kxan.com/news/business/tesla-uses-new-state-law-to-sidestep-austin-regulations-at-gigafactory/
  12. Maybe he’ll drift off and choke on his tongue.
  13. Bound to be some surly lawyer that can class action this, right?
  14. Why are any of you stupid motherfuckers lifting anything you don’t have to, at your age? Make someone else do it, or pay someone else to do it. I mean, I have to lift stuff like rearranging furniture, or other cuck things a husband has to do, but at 60 my whole MO is avoiding hard work and unnecessary injury. I must just be lazy.
  15. Apparently an MRI for your prostate is a 'special' procedure and I'm having a hard time finding a location to schedule one in a timely manner. They must know I'm a giant asshole and need a bigger machine or something. Seriously though - I've checked 3 different places on recommendation of my Dr. and they all said 'oh we only do that procedure at x facility, and that would be mid-May at earliest. Like Longhorn Imaging for example, I'd have to drive to San Antonio. Touchstone only does it at their far North Austin facility. What's so different about it aside from the dye?
  16. Well yeah, cuz getting molested or fleeced makes all your other problems seem minor in comparison.
  17. If you mean excavating most of Cedar Park, Leander and Lago Vista, that might help. Otherwise not so much.
  18. Your parents were weak defective individuals. That's why we have peanut allergies and wokeness. I assign blame to everyone except me, personally. BTW this wasn't a personal attack, I'm sure your parents were fine, strict mormon vegans who never partook.
  19. So he went to shit... pigs ate him, and he went to shit again.
  20. I did this to my son and his friends in the backseat numerous times. Lock windows, turn heat on high/recirculate and let it rip.
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