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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Well if Chuck Norris ruled it out, then that’s that.
  2. Damn can you imagine getting your balls caught in that thing?
  3. Yeah the washing machine has too!
  4. You’d make an excellent rectal thermometer salesman.
  5. Rained almost an inch at my office over by TPWD headquarters. Only .32 at my house in 78748. Better than nothing, although my wife begs to differ.
  6. I say “Vade domum, aegrotas.” Sounds cool but means “go home, you’re sick” in Latin.
  7. I like how he puts the “PE MBA” in his signature.
  8. Legos and hot wheels.
  9. I’m hoping they hit a large gas line while they’re digging the holes.
  10. They should rename the truck Choise Lounge.
  11. Is that in Lilliput? Was the pilot named Gulliverstein?
  12. So they should have tried shutting down and restarting like my IT guy says?
  13. Burnt Pumpernickel English muffins
  14. Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.
  15. Good ol’ Steven Fromholz!
  16. Tastes like Ronald Reagan’s chicken.
  17. Joke all you want brother, this is serious business. God forbid you ever find you or yours on the wrong side of it. Right is right and wrong is wrong. There is no both sides about that.
  18. Fuck that noise, Ann Margaret never showed up.
  19. I also have this very nice vacuum cleaner. Made right here in the USA. And some bitcoin, and a few meme coins and if you are hungry, this deconstructed hamburger!
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