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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat. I bet that was something to see.
  2. Last night I got a BeltBuster and an order of fried cheese curds from the Mayfield DQ on Stassney. It was delicious.
  3. They don’t have penguins there!
  4. Aw c’mon man! Don’t you know Shipleys dad was roommates with Colt McCoys dad?
  5. Well if we wanted to bomb them we are in a position to do it quickly. At least 4 B2 bombers went to Diego Garcia last week and are sitting there waiting.
  6. My wife loved eating at that Monterrey House. And the old Tien Hong restaurant on Burnet and Ohlen.
  7. Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.
  8. Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.
  9. The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!
  10. The Breakfast Chub?
  11. Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free!
  12. Hey man, you’ve never had Coq de croute sales!
  13. I’m 58.5 and may need it in another year. Might be able to hang on until 62. Thoughts?
  14. You’re clinging to something no one other than you even knows.
  15. Looks like a rogue Swanson TV dinner. And by rogue I mean like Rogue Shop and someone was really high.
  16. I bet not too many people would take Fido to the Korean market grocery.
  17. Not sure why but calling in a welfare check on a body floating face down gave me a chuckle.
  18. IMO easiest solution is a true service dog gets a service dog chip and businesses who don't want non-service dogs have a chip reader at the entrance(s). Dog fails the chip reader, an industrial dog whistle goes off.
  19. My reverse jinx worked! Raining hard in south Austin!
  20. Wrong! Looks to be evaporating before the hill country and Austin. Glad to be wrong.
  21. My niece turned down a full ride golf scholarship at Baylor and made her parents pay for UT, because fuck Baylor.
  22. Well the only politics I see is angry white men. So maybe subscribing to angry white men would INDEED make you very fucking miserable.
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