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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Well to be fair, a lot of people should wear internet helmets.
  2. Be More Pacific used to be a food truck that came by my office weekly a few years ago. Good to hear they made something of it!
  3. Well it’s an older mobile home, out in the country, if that makes it more humble and less brag.
  4. Shitty nail clippers. I have a really good pair about 50 years old that came from my grandpa. Heavy and easy to use, cut smoothly. At our other house, there’s a pair my wife got from Walgreens or wherever that take 1000lbs of pressure to cut anything and the result looks like my nails were chewed on by a bucktoothed rat.
  5. The comments on that are pretty spicy.
  6. If you want to eliminate criminal gangs and thugs, stop voting them into office! We are trying to stand up against criminals here!
  7. Yeah I’m confused too. Looked like the van was just minding its own business.
  8. Looks like maybe some rain coming around 4 or 5pm. Maybe.
  9. There was sorta one of these only limited to a certain type.
  10. Thing is what you have to understand, the term conservative means preserving the status quo. That’s why you have to stop right there. Fuck that.
  11. I spent a bunch of time figuring out what Pete Seegers banjo said, even though I knew what Woodys guitar said. Here ya go.
  12. Man, my old man to get a John Birch society mailer, which at the time I thought was cool. I have awakened since then. There are two parties. One is a facist piece of shit. Don’t vote for that.
  13. I tell you what, these stupid asshats like Paxton, Patrick and Abbott want a war, they’ll fucking get one. Most of us real Texans don’t miss, either.
  14. I’m pretty sure I have enough shit to smear all over South Carolina and Lindsey Graham. I’ll start there and drag my ass in reverse Sherman mode.
  15. Is there like a list of Republican (ie facist pedo basements) places that I can go take a crap in like a San Francisco homeless person?
  16. I get why they charge for it, we had a party of 4 and bought a good amount of food and drink, but I saw a few tables of people just eating chips and salsa for like an hour or more.
  17. If any of you miscreants are in South Austin, I’m meeting some friends after church and about to plow through a Mexican martini and 2 carne guisada burritos at Maudie’s Hacienda. I’m wearing a Whataburger baseball hat and some queso on my shirt.
  18. I like the “cook thoroughly” comment. Like if having a $3 pizza I’m gonna follow any directions whatsoever.
  19. Go to the place on 1626 by the railroad tracks. Fast and efficient.
  20. I feel bad for getting an erection, washing dishes and mowing the entire yard while reading this. Some people have too much time on their hands.
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