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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. It’s gonna be really confusing this winter when krampus comes to visit.
  2. As someone who has spent a bit of time in jail, anything above a couple days is a long fucking time. This opinion has no bearing on whatever sentence this kid gets, just saying.
  3. Gus shooting that jackass over his dead horse is one of the most satisfying scenes in the world.
  4. Needs to be cross posted to the wives thread.
  5. God bless you. “My Colostomy Bag Fell Off at the Louvre” is quite possibly the best short story title since Updike.
  6. Musk doesn’t want to poke the BYD bear too hard.
  7. You’ll be sorry when his hadron gravity poop collider fusion project comes to fruition!
  8. They tariff the Cuero DQ 40%!
  9. They need to get some ancient scorpion and lobster DNA and recreate some lobstrosities like in the Dark Tower. Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
  10. I’ve seen that picture before but never noticed someone snuck in a small pridepox blanket to try and infect his ass.
  11. I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat. I bet that was something to see.
  12. Last night I got a BeltBuster and an order of fried cheese curds from the Mayfield DQ on Stassney. It was delicious.
  13. They don’t have penguins there!
  14. Aw c’mon man! Don’t you know Shipleys dad was roommates with Colt McCoys dad?
  15. Well if we wanted to bomb them we are in a position to do it quickly. At least 4 B2 bombers went to Diego Garcia last week and are sitting there waiting.
  16. My wife loved eating at that Monterrey House. And the old Tien Hong restaurant on Burnet and Ohlen.
  17. Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.
  18. Goddamnit Henry, going into a Sunday evening with this song playing in my head was not on my bingo card.
  19. The thing about absurdists is these days, they’re better than a broken clock!
  20. The Breakfast Chub?
  21. Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free!
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