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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Bama just fucking tackled a guy, no holding!
  2. That was a Sark call, lateral run lol.
  3. I get that. My unconscious order is a sourdough Jack and 2 crispy tacos. I still do that every 6 months or so just to stay grounded. And prep for my colonoscopy.
  4. If there were ever a band name to reflect this fucking timeline…. Disdain The Brain!
  5. You think we complain about this shit, wait until the game tomorrow!
  6. Get your Gallant ass outta here!
  7. They had an aquarium in there?
  8. I’m not sure what grandpa was eating, but chickens do not have brains.
  9. This. Like the guy on twitter said - they are being asked to do too much mentally and Arch is too green to manage the OL calls. Keep it simple stupid (Sark).
  10. Hell in Austin you could hire real homeless people and costume them up for a week for less than that.
  11. I dunno, from the inside out maybe.
  12. El Campo Whataburger in the late 90s had to hire off duty cops on weekend nights because of fights and other shenanigans.
  13. He can weld a little too. At least to rig up cooking half a steer.
  14. He’s like a supersized Barry Sanders. Hope his career is long and productive.
  15. I saw that when he first posted it and almost said something but didn’t.
  16. More like Brush Hog.
  17. They punked my bottle of jergens and a gross ton of tissues.
  18. I also saw several plays where linemen went downfield and hit people during runs. Haven't noticed that before.
  19. Yeesh, in that picture, there’s part of someone’s hand on the steps.
  20. Had some leftover NY strip and a few old hotdog buns. Made poor man’s Philly cheesesteak with some horseradish mayo, jalapeños and white American cheese.
  21. Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.
  22. Dude I was just being an ass because I was disappointed in losing. That’s all. Sorry for taking it out on you.
  23. Yeah I was unaware of the large Eskimo first responder population in South Carolina.
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