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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Once upon a time I wrecked my dirt bike on a gravel road and my pinky finger was stuck under the end of the handlebar grip. Ripped the nail right off. Between adrenaline and being scared my parents would be mad and take my motorcycle away, I limped home, stuck the fingernail back in place and put a bandaid on it. That lasted a couple hours until I couldn’t stand it anymore. Ended up at the doctor with my mom. Luckily the root was still there so it grew back. Never rode thru fire though.
  2. One of the coolest memories I have of my late dad, was once on a road trip to Midland, I had to piss but he didn't want to stop, so he gave me a coke can and said have at it. It was hard to piss in a can, but I managed. My sister started laughing at me and wouldn't stop. Pops told her "You might think it's so damned funny now, but you're gonna hold that can until we get where we are going!" And she held a can of my warm piss until we got to the next town.
  3. To clarify, he was working there as a contractor for a company that worked for DoD.
  4. He had a will and his wife named as beneficiary and stuff. So that type of thing is squared away as far as his company life insurance etc. What he didn’t do is things related to his cremation and she can’t access his phone or laptop to get some info necessary to handle accounts etc. Bit of a language barrier and I suspect he didn’t convert a lot of stuff to POD accounts with his wife as beneficiary. I really have no idea. Just a weird situation as he was planning on moving all of them here next year when he retired but didn’t write shit down. I am just trying to help his wife find a resource that might be useful. I found him on pages 247 thru 2047 of the phone book!
  5. Weird deal. My best friend from childhood passed away in South Korea last week from a heart attack. He was married to a Filipino lady and had a stepdaughter. Unfortunately he didn’t leave instructions on accessing his phone or laptop so she is having a hard time sorting through things. His company HR and the embassy aren’t helping much. Anyone here have experience with someone kicking the bucket in a foreign country and how to deal with it?
  6. They had a fire last year and never reopened that I know of.
  7. Yeah I don’t eat a lot of donuts but I’ll tear up some HEB sour cream donut holes, warmed up with melted butter drizzled on them.
  8. There’s one on the way to my office. I’m not a huge donut eater but occasionally I swing thru on my way to work and grab a couple sausage jalapeño cheese klobasnik things. I’ve had worse.
  9. Tell me more about this floating Weber and bar setup! I’ve never grilled IN the pool!
  10. Force field gonna do work late this afternoon. Shows the rain splitting up and going around Austin.
  11. If you’re in old Colorado City swing by Cy’s Drive In for lunch. Great little dive.
  12. Translation: sucks that I got caught, morals are for suckers, losers and democrats.
  13. I hadn't seen this posted on any of the threads, and most people probably don't remember this. But I've been camping at Pedernales Falls SP when the sirens went off in the middle of the night, so I know they work.
  14. What chicken sandwich said. I thaw them a bit in the microwave first.
  15. I didn’t brush mine with oil first but you can do that and get them closer to the fried Allsups style.
  16. Exactly. If you are going to hit something, leave the damn glove on.
  17. Hey Ed, just saying. It was as depressing for me to learn as it is to anyone else. Guess that’s why burying someone at least kept the buzzards off, until the ground eaters dug them up.
  18. Today I learned that buzzards don’t actually circle because of smell, they see flies and other bugs, and zoom in on that. Furk.
  19. NY Giants or SF Giants? I’d go with NY. They are probably more repulsive.
  20. Yup, I remembered that and still trip on the old pilings at the end of the bulkhead when the tide is high.
  21. A fellow from Blessing was fishing at Oyster Lake years back, about chest deep, and a porpoise got mad about him getting too close to her babies. Broke or bruised a couple of his ribs. They can fuck you up if they take a mind to.
  22. She can blow you and lick your butthole at the same time!!
  23. That and people in enclosures like RVs or vehicles tend to be inside unless the structure breaks apart.
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