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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Yeah I’m still cleaning up stuff from the last one 2 years ago.
  2. The Superman underwear got me.
  3. You should have put the trash bin behind the rear passenger side of the tailgate.
  4. We have much larger problems than Anastasis can ever dream of. A leg of lamb and its seasoned and sanctioned church shoulder is a fucking bump in the road compared to what is coming. I’m up for it. Everyone dies, but we should have some say in who and when. That’s democracy.
  5. I’ve refrained a lot lately from commenting on shit like this. But you are misrepresenting. Brisket and lots of us said for years that the hate and demonization of dirty libs, browns, others, whatever that the Republican party feasted on would lead to bloodshed. It did. El Paso here was the specific reference. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for those who have witnessed the bloody fruit of the southern strategy steroided by religion and Oakley glasses to wish karma on the perpetrators.
  6. 2.93 inches in Shady Hollow.
  7. I finally conditioned my wife to use the HEB app. You can actually make a grocery list of the exact items. Unless it’s closed.
  8. Surf and Turf Gut and Butt special.
  9. Should have a crew of dwarves dressed like nurses come out with a defibrillator and if the guy isn’t up and off the field before the play clock runs out, they give him the business on the injured part.
  10. Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.
  11. I hear instead of drilling holes in them, you can just dip them in bleach.
  12. Well no wonder they're having trouble recruiting!
  13. If I was those 2 astronauts I'd go GTF, steal the Dragon and go joyriding around.
  14. Sorry for your loss, brother. Your father did a fine job.
  15. I was thinking about that and wondered how fire resistant the 3D printed concrete houses are.
  16. John Byram is a name I haven’t heard in a long time. He developed the place out off west Fitzhugh where I have some property.
  17. Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.
  18. I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want. I can always repent later. If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full.
  19. That belt buckle says VD both forward and backward.
  20. Slorch sorry to hear about your loss. You should change your avatar to the my three sons deal, even though you were adopted you were always the best of the bunch!
  21. I’m pretty sure I may have consumed some of the wax paper in a fit of rage.
  22. Life of a Savage: Ate 3 slices the first night. The next morning had one for breakfast. 2 more for lunch. On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.
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