Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yeesh, in that picture, there’s part of someone’s hand on the steps.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Had some leftover NY strip and a few old hotdog buns. Made poor man’s Philly cheesesteak with some horseradish mayo, jalapeños and white American cheese.
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Killer Balloon Knot
Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Dude I was just being an ass because I was disappointed in losing. That’s all. Sorry for taking it out on you.
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Judge's house burned down after ruling against Trump Administration
Yeah I was unaware of the large Eskimo first responder population in South Carolina.
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The Democratic Party
Hey now let’s not get ridiculous! Seriously though, I’m done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, I’m gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. That’s what America voted for, that’s what they’re gonna fucking get. No mercy.
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Fire in north campus?
Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?
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Fuck you, Helobious.
Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
FIFY.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
.Hey derka, how does Quinn’s dick taste?
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My cornet is fucked up!
I’ll just go with this.
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My cornet is fucked up!
- My cornet is fucked up!
So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?- Diners, Drive Inn’s and Gas Stations?
In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They were Southern Methodists, my friend! 😂- China Travel
How in the blue fuck did this thread go for two pages on surly, without someone telling him “don’t drink the coke, man!”?- Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
Marv Albert should have eaten Al Michaels ass!- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I salute the perpetrators. Clever. This is coming from someone who as a teen swapped the Farmers Coop magnetic letter sign from “Pick up your corn, duck blinds and deer feeders here” to “Porn, blind fucks and deer peeders”, and all the Methodists had to drive by that shit Sunday morning going to the church next door.- Overrated Food Places
Haha sounds like a Cheech and Chong Co-op housing project. Username checks out.- Overrated Food Places
Haha I'd forgotten about Patsy's Cowgirl Cafe. Still convinced that was a money-laundering operation, not sure how they stayed open so long. But yeah they had decent food. I had also forgotten about Ray's. Man they had some good soul food on certain days of the week.- Overrated Food Places
There’s a place near my office called Bella Donna subs. A lot of their stuff is kinda meh but serviceable. However, they have a sandwich called Brooklyn Meets Philly that is great. Also their Ron’s Chicago Style beef is pretty good with the dipping sauce.- Overrated Food Places
- Surly Legendary Speak
Torbush!- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
The one really positive thing I get from Wisner and Baxter being out is, we have a huge stable of RBs that have game experience now.- Hey Steel Shank!
I would celebrate that meal! - My cornet is fucked up!
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