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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Although I will say the first dude that reached in there for his morning paper screamed like a woman on fire.
  2. Also, it was totally NOT my idea to put the pissed off raccoon in the Houston Chronicle newspaper thing outside the cafe. I have no idea how that happened.
  3. You’ve never stolen the double six from the pack of dominoes that the old men played at the volunteer fire station.
  4. Yeah I’m not sure statistically speaking whether the collective IQ improved or declined when I left. I can say there was less vandalism and general malfeasance.
  5. Also was reminiscing with my brother the other day and remembered the real Bon Ton in La Grange, along with the Cottonwood Inn. They had good food.
  6. Well you of all people know I grew up in a poor house on the river, behind the Bucksnag there in Garwood. But yeah Johnnys and the Sportsman were a thing once upon a time.
  7. You’ve never been to Eagle Lake, my friend.
  8. I have Uncle Ben on ignore so no idea.
  9. And work on the railroad! All the wrive wrong day!
  10. Nothing good comes from Sealy. Chicken Express and Eric Dickerson notwithstanding.
  11. Given our road schedule this year I’d be pretty surprised if a lot of our OL and offensive coaching hasn’t been focused on mitigating crowd noise. Then again I’ve been surprised before. Expect a few false starts but hopefully nothing critical.
  12. This thread smells of mayonnaise and elderberries. I’m out.
  13. Hay mayne, get my pubic hair off the coke lol. We all ain’t come here to plays school.
  14. The ether. Go run after it, it’s right there in the ether!
  15. Go find it again, ya giant cunt!
  16. They did, just changed some letters around so it’s now soyrizo y chickpeas.
  17. Yeah but they aren't open 3 days a week!
  18. Well to be fair, a lot of people should wear internet helmets.
  19. Be More Pacific used to be a food truck that came by my office weekly a few years ago. Good to hear they made something of it!
  20. Well it’s an older mobile home, out in the country, if that makes it more humble and less brag.
  21. Shitty nail clippers. I have a really good pair about 50 years old that came from my grandpa. Heavy and easy to use, cut smoothly. At our other house, there’s a pair my wife got from Walgreens or wherever that take 1000lbs of pressure to cut anything and the result looks like my nails were chewed on by a bucktoothed rat.
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