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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Can someone please beat that Tate motherfucker into paste, please? Deconstruct him if you will.
  2. Probably, and we will suffer and pay and like it.
  3. I don’t even. Can’t beat off to any of this!
  4. Haha yep checkmate. Although all orange dipshits aside, if someone tried to blow those up they would be glass within a few minutes.
  5. Generally speaking, we have our shit in buildings, not out on a tarmac day to day.
  6. Damn, had almost forgotten Joe King back in the party days of spring break on south padre.
  7. Ever owned a pond? Pond is good for you!
  8. Soft spot for Bue Album I have because of Ric Ocasek.
  9. I once got escorted off my own sisters property, during a Halloween party, for extinguishing the mini jack-o’-lanterns lining the sidewalk, with my urine so this hits close to home.
  10. Your roof leaking again?
  11. Same in 78748. Loud thunder a bit ago. Woke up to pee, then turds had to flee. No use going back to bed now.
  12. Who's to say SHE didn't molest HIM???
  13. The greatest thing was we were listening to John Prine “Please Don’t Bury Me” at that particular time.
  14. I was a bit perplexed, when I caught it in my peripheral vision. Like man that looks like a dead body or a pair of pantyhose stuffed with sand. Nope. Just a sex doll named Sandy.
  15. I’ve had some really good fishing there but this wasn’t one of those times. Once you’re committed though, not much you can do about the surf.
  16. On the way home, a washed up sex doll at Mile Marker 35, erectile dysfunction at the buoy. Notice I have my 16 year old ShaggyBevo shirt on. best 30 seconds of that buoys life.
  17. Circling the wagons and camping at the Port Mansfield jetties Camp thieves
  18. Made a trip down PINS this last weekend with my brother, nephew and some work friends. Interesting trip. High tides, chocolate surf and driving 60 miles of beach was a beating, but still beautiful. Fishing sucked. But we found nice things. Old riveted panga. Some weird buoy thing that was rubber and acted like a trampoline. Another abandoned boat, I drove like a boss.
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