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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Yeah this is a great problem to have, do you start the number one QB prospect or the number 2? Who knows which is which but at least we aren’t trotting out Jason Smith.
  2. Is anyone else held to the same standard? One guy was. One other has not been.
  3. Man, if Bill Clinton were President, I’d totally support impeaching him for that. Oh wait. WTF is going on here?
  4. Haha yeah, I had one, I don’t remember the year, but we rented a van, it was cold as fuck for October and someone didn’t shut the back van door when we stopped in West. A few miles later on I35 the door flew open and all our coats blew out of the back and we had to stop at WalMart to buy more cold weather gear. Then we lost, and at like 1am we stopped at the truck stop near Carl’s Corner to piss. A buddy had a really heavy Frisbee golf frisbee we were tossing it back and forth in the parking lot waiting on someone to finish taking a shit. I sailed that thing into the door of a semi so hard it left a dent, and some Cletus looking guy came out of the cab with a handgun. I was apologizing like a Chinese coolie hoping he didn’t shoot me.
  5. That's just because now you can't stop thinking 'bout pussy.
  6. Certainly not a designed run but if you watch the video a pump fake to Blue and there was only one defender at the goal line who might have a shot at tackling him, nobody else between the middle of the field and the right side pylon. But yeah, I watched too much VY. Penix burned us twice on those runs. Not disagreeing with you, just saying there was a bunch of open real estate there.
  7. Quinn could also have also tucked and run up the middle and possibly scored (or gotten hammered and hurt).
  8. Sort of like traditional Bigos but transformed to Bigass. I’d eat it.
  9. I have it on good authority that Quinn Ewers is actually Rick Barnes nephew. Please discuss.
  10. Didn’t mean to discount the disappointment, we should have won. I’m just not nearly as invested in it as I was as a younger fan.
  11. Meh, it's a bunch of teenagers (with the exception of UW's 6th year QB) playing a game on a big stage. Most (or a lot) of them will make more money in a couple of years than I've made in a lifetime. So "dealing" with it isn't a thing - I'm happy the team had a great season and exceeded my expectations. I'm a little bummed they didn't have it together as a team enough to progress to the next level. I'm happy for them. Other than that my life goes on regardless of wtf happens with UT football. I'm not an aggy. Hook'em.
  12. El Tigre must be immune from MAGA and/or all religious nuts then. More power to him.
  13. It's all good for him until some guy breaks into his house and hits him with a hammer or something.
  14. Singers born at the right time, for us I guess, Chris Cornell. Can’t imagine him doing disco or something.
  15. Well in the can under the sink, I still have to haul that to the bin. A lot.
  16. I still remember the Dudley and Bob spoof 20 or so years ago where the space shuttle was going to do an emergency landing in Georgetown or thereabouts and a ton of people showed up.
  17. My MIL, who is 78 (no pics) and who I generally like ok, has now been in my house for 8 days. Other than leaving once to go shopping, my wife had absolutely no activities planned wit her over this time, so basically they’ve been sitting around playing games on their iPads and rage eating out of boredom the whole time. MIL is overweight and diabetic, so far she’s gone through a giant party bag of cheetos (4 days), the last half of the bag of my HEB stuffing flavored chips, a bag of sun chips, 3/4 of the apple cobbler I baked on Christmas Eve and a shitton of other sweets we got in our stockings. Meanwhile there are vegetables, fruits, hummus and cheese rotting in my refrigerator. Maybe my wife is passively trying to kill her. I’m starting to get annoyed though because when I decide I really want a specific thing to snack on while I’m working, I go to get it and it’s dead, Jim. The empty bag is in the trash.
  18. Nah, we, the middle class taxpayers did, at trickle down rates and a debt explosion. Not like today where we are doing it with castoff armaments that we don’t need, and fighting every step of the way to even provide that.
  19. As much as I detested Reagan, I often wonder how things would have gone down if Trump was shot like Ronnie was. Can you even imagine the whining? We’d never hear the end of it.
  20. Well he’d probably be pumping money into some shadow organization that half-assedly supported Ukraine so he could maintain plausible deniability in case things went south, because that’s how he rolled. But yeah he would like to defeat Russia.
  21. Precisely. Strong Russia = more opportunity for dark money, corruption and grifting, which are the core values of the GQP.
  22. You realize you’re only renting that meal, for a bit.
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