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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. More like Brush Hog.
  2. They punked my bottle of jergens and a gross ton of tissues.
  3. I also saw several plays where linemen went downfield and hit people during runs. Haven't noticed that before.
  4. Yeesh, in that picture, there’s part of someone’s hand on the steps.
  5. Had some leftover NY strip and a few old hotdog buns. Made poor man’s Philly cheesesteak with some horseradish mayo, jalapeños and white American cheese.
  6. Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.
  7. Dude I was just being an ass because I was disappointed in losing. That’s all. Sorry for taking it out on you.
  8. Yeah I was unaware of the large Eskimo first responder population in South Carolina.
  9. Hey now let’s not get ridiculous! Seriously though, I’m done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, I’m gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. That’s what America voted for, that’s what they’re gonna fucking get. No mercy.
  10. Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?
  11. Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
  12. .Hey derka, how does Quinn’s dick taste?
  13. I’ll just go with this.
  14. So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?
  15. In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.
  16. They were Southern Methodists, my friend! 😂
  17. How in the blue fuck did this thread go for two pages on surly, without someone telling him “don’t drink the coke, man!”?
  18. Marv Albert should have eaten Al Michaels ass!
  19. I salute the perpetrators. Clever. This is coming from someone who as a teen swapped the Farmers Coop magnetic letter sign from “Pick up your corn, duck blinds and deer feeders here” to “Porn, blind fucks and deer peeders”, and all the Methodists had to drive by that shit Sunday morning going to the church next door.
  20. Haha sounds like a Cheech and Chong Co-op housing project. Username checks out.
  21. Haha I'd forgotten about Patsy's Cowgirl Cafe. Still convinced that was a money-laundering operation, not sure how they stayed open so long. But yeah they had decent food. I had also forgotten about Ray's. Man they had some good soul food on certain days of the week.
  22. There’s a place near my office called Bella Donna subs. A lot of their stuff is kinda meh but serviceable. However, they have a sandwich called Brooklyn Meets Philly that is great. Also their Ron’s Chicago Style beef is pretty good with the dipping sauce.
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