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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. This is how you surly!
  2. Reminds me of the last time I staggered into a West Texas confessional. Stupid me thought the priest was on the other side grunting and groaning, until I knocked on the wall and heard “no use knocking, ain’t no toilet paper on this side neither! “
  3. The dude has lost his fucking mind. It’s ok I guess like you said if that’s your fetish.
  4. You can fuck right off. Repeatedly.
  5. If you have a point you might want to make it. Lots of posts and words, not much meaningful content. You also come across as a condescending fucktard. I don’t like you very much, and that’s a low fucking bar. From a south austinite, you should change your username to Rand Paul or some other useless shit.
  6. Had leftover meatloaf but no taters. So… warm meatloaf with white American cheese on Texas toast stuck under the broiler . Topped with brown gravy and black pepper.
  7. I'm slowly becoming a huge 2nd amendment fan.
  8. Naw, that’s what the ladders over the fences were for.
  9. Once upon a time I wrecked my dirt bike on a gravel road and my pinky finger was stuck under the end of the handlebar grip. Ripped the nail right off. Between adrenaline and being scared my parents would be mad and take my motorcycle away, I limped home, stuck the fingernail back in place and put a bandaid on it. That lasted a couple hours until I couldn’t stand it anymore. Ended up at the doctor with my mom. Luckily the root was still there so it grew back. Never rode thru fire though.
  10. One of the coolest memories I have of my late dad, was once on a road trip to Midland, I had to piss but he didn't want to stop, so he gave me a coke can and said have at it. It was hard to piss in a can, but I managed. My sister started laughing at me and wouldn't stop. Pops told her "You might think it's so damned funny now, but you're gonna hold that can until we get where we are going!" And she held a can of my warm piss until we got to the next town.
  11. To clarify, he was working there as a contractor for a company that worked for DoD.
  12. He had a will and his wife named as beneficiary and stuff. So that type of thing is squared away as far as his company life insurance etc. What he didn’t do is things related to his cremation and she can’t access his phone or laptop to get some info necessary to handle accounts etc. Bit of a language barrier and I suspect he didn’t convert a lot of stuff to POD accounts with his wife as beneficiary. I really have no idea. Just a weird situation as he was planning on moving all of them here next year when he retired but didn’t write shit down. I am just trying to help his wife find a resource that might be useful. I found him on pages 247 thru 2047 of the phone book!
  13. Weird deal. My best friend from childhood passed away in South Korea last week from a heart attack. He was married to a Filipino lady and had a stepdaughter. Unfortunately he didn’t leave instructions on accessing his phone or laptop so she is having a hard time sorting through things. His company HR and the embassy aren’t helping much. Anyone here have experience with someone kicking the bucket in a foreign country and how to deal with it?
  14. They had a fire last year and never reopened that I know of.
  15. Yeah I don’t eat a lot of donuts but I’ll tear up some HEB sour cream donut holes, warmed up with melted butter drizzled on them.
  16. There’s one on the way to my office. I’m not a huge donut eater but occasionally I swing thru on my way to work and grab a couple sausage jalapeño cheese klobasnik things. I’ve had worse.
  17. Tell me more about this floating Weber and bar setup! I’ve never grilled IN the pool!
  18. Force field gonna do work late this afternoon. Shows the rain splitting up and going around Austin.
  19. If you’re in old Colorado City swing by Cy’s Drive In for lunch. Great little dive.
  20. Translation: sucks that I got caught, morals are for suckers, losers and democrats.
  21. I hadn't seen this posted on any of the threads, and most people probably don't remember this. But I've been camping at Pedernales Falls SP when the sirens went off in the middle of the night, so I know they work.
  22. What chicken sandwich said. I thaw them a bit in the microwave first.
  23. I didn’t brush mine with oil first but you can do that and get them closer to the fried Allsups style.
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