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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. If by “washed” he means random tide pods, empty Bud Light cans and dead brain cells bouncing around in stainless steel prison toilet bowl, I completely agree.
  2. Have any of you ever had a “conscientious objector” at work? I have an employee who married a Palestinian lady. She was a kid when the first war took place, and was forced to relocate to Egypt. As a result she didn’t get her vaccinations, for whatever reasons because refugees. Got TB or something and lost a lung as an adult. Now she is dying from cancer, and he’s like nah, fuck those guys. I’m not doing anything to help them do more of that. I’m at a loss as to what to do other than hey, I understand, I’d feel the same way. But here’s your job. If you want to quit, I understand.
  3. Mayhem! Good grief that kid they were passing around will probably never go to the doctor again without trauma.
  4. Left hand has rigor mortis, might still bang.
  5. They all thrive in a pile of shit, so you’re not wrong.
  6. Some day you will find me, caught beneath the pantslide Of a shit filled adult diaper on a ride
  7. I’m not arguing, just saying. Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness. Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene. I’m happy with my status quo.
  8. Used to go see Blue Mist there all the time in the early 90s!
  9. I don't know what it's called, but one of my other favorites is to saute olive oil, butter, garlic and a few red pepper flakes, add to spaghetti or bucatini and then toss with parmesan and toasted breadcrumbs. Also simple but a great side dish.
  10. We do this with ham, peas and parmagiano sometimes. Really good.
  11. Man, one of the best times of my life. I lived off Bent Tree and could walk across the street and get Luby’s. Or drive up a ways to Mesa, there was Little Italy, Wally’s and Roppollos pizza. Good times. Plus you could eat your Wally’s burger in the Anderson High parking lot.
  12. I wouldn’t go that far, but yeah, they aren’t that great. I did eat most of the bag though. On the other hand, these don’t suck.
  13. C’mon man, get fucking real. Vote democrat. At least we entertain your ideals.
  14. And Anastasis will still pretend he/she/it can still vote 3th parthy. Wifh high cofifeth.
  15. I think you’re confusing “cartel” with “cartoon”.
  16. You’ll never get hired for the deodorant lobby. Bikes in Denmark are cool. Bikes in Austin smell like week old cut onions.
  17. The whole GQP is a minefield of dog turds, we are forced to run through barefoot. Some are on fire and obvious, others are buried amongst the weeds and you are inevitably going to step in one.
  18. Well good on you for taking care of business, but I’d be angry at the Aggy who designed the plumbing.
  19. Yeah, that and I was mainly pointing out the poster's assertion that "checkbox applicants", ie minorities, are "less intelligent".
  20. That's probably why they aren't on there. We have another well on our property that was done in the early 1990s that isn't logged. I guess the state didn't collect all the permits and well data prior to around 2000.
  21. Maybe we can compromise and only count 3/5rd’s of them.
  22. Yeah but at least he said “oil”, which covers the Houston ship channel.
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