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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Bookmarking this thread. It may come in handy.
  2. That's what curtains are for, duh!
  3. This was el campo tx, circa 1983 or so, but yeah probably the same vibe.
  4. Her real dad drove a Frito Lay route truck. Free to lay. Truck. I am not making this up. El Campo Texas, 1983.
  5. Lol. She was a one of a kind piece of work. The whiteout thing, I was supposed to be writing an essay to get into UT and she was helping me edit it when things went awry. When I met this chick and started dating her I was 16, maybe 17. She actually put a hot dog bun under my junk and covered it cheese and proceeded to eat it. Did I mention she was food obsessed?
  6. I have a few CSBs related to her and also a PSA. Never let a female paint polka dots on your dick with liquid paper while you are on the phone with your parents. Or any other time for that matter. That shit burns like fire.
  7. Pos rep for getting the immortal beater F150 in the pic!
  8. My first DD was a chick named Tammie. She was kinda chubby but dem tittays!
  9. That goes double for a camera with a hole punch attached to take core samples. Like they are drilling for oil.
  10. I’m now “Pops” too. Oldest is a 4 year old grandson, youngest is a 2 month old girl. I’ve been the most fortunate grandpa ever, the 4 yr old boy was a Covid baby when I was full time work at home, and I managed to help my daughter and her husband buy the house literally next door. So I’ve gotten to see him more than I did my own kids at that age.
  11. Maybe they get hurt they can just rub some radioactive cow shit on it and move on.
  12. I want to touch her productive parts is how I read this.
  13. Yeah I’m still cleaning up stuff from the last one 2 years ago.
  14. The Superman underwear got me.
  15. You should have put the trash bin behind the rear passenger side of the tailgate.
  16. We have much larger problems than Anastasis can ever dream of. A leg of lamb and its seasoned and sanctioned church shoulder is a fucking bump in the road compared to what is coming. I’m up for it. Everyone dies, but we should have some say in who and when. That’s democracy.
  17. I’ve refrained a lot lately from commenting on shit like this. But you are misrepresenting. Brisket and lots of us said for years that the hate and demonization of dirty libs, browns, others, whatever that the Republican party feasted on would lead to bloodshed. It did. El Paso here was the specific reference. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for those who have witnessed the bloody fruit of the southern strategy steroided by religion and Oakley glasses to wish karma on the perpetrators.
  18. 2.93 inches in Shady Hollow.
  19. I finally conditioned my wife to use the HEB app. You can actually make a grocery list of the exact items. Unless it’s closed.
  20. Surf and Turf Gut and Butt special.
  21. Should have a crew of dwarves dressed like nurses come out with a defibrillator and if the guy isn’t up and off the field before the play clock runs out, they give him the business on the injured part.
  22. Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.
  23. I hear instead of drilling holes in them, you can just dip them in bleach.
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