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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. You’re a fucking moron. Go die in a corner with your dunce hat.
  2. I’m sure you’ll start it Aggie. Nobody can live under this thunderdome. I was going to challenge you to start another thread, but realized that was dumb, so I’m standing down.
  3. Sure, it's not CR-related. I didn't intend for it to go that way either, except, hey here's a fact, between COL, insurance and other stuff, you can't survive on minimum wage. It doesn't pay enough. But cookies.
  4. Fucking fuck, man, maybe this should go on the Greg Abbott thread. I just got my gas bill for this past month. $165.24. After not ever having one over $100 except in the coldest periods in modern history. No, I don't have a leak either. Bullshit. Bill Date Days of Service Usage (CCF) Bill Amount 1/25/2023 35 102 $165.24 12/22/2022 29 62 $109.15 11/22/2022 28 32 $58.83 10/24/2022 30 11 $37.82 9/26/2022 32 9 $36.46 8/24/2022 30 8 $34.57 7/25/2022 30 9 $34.77 6/23/2022 33 9 $36.50 5/24/2022 28 9 $33.69 4/25/2022 30 25 $54.94 3/24/2022 32 94 $118.44 2/22/2022 28 107 $118.20 1/25/2022 31 78 $109.91 12/27/2021 33 45 $78.40 11/23/2021 28 23 $48.86 10/25/2021 29 10 $32.43 9/24/2021 32 7 $27.61 8/25/2021 30 8 $28.76 7/26/2021 30 5 $25.59 6/24/2021 32 9 $28.33 5/25/2021 29 12 $27.80 4/26/2021 30 21 $35.52 3/25/2021 31 33 $49.15 2/25/2021 28 114 $62.98 1/27/2021 34 103 $99.76 12/28/2020 29 73 $75.49 11/25/2020 30 36 $48.27 10/26/2020 29 8 $24.55 9/25/2020 33 7 ($1.33) 8/25/2020 29 7 $23.42 7/27/2020 33 9 $25.74 6/24/2020 30 10 $26.03 5/26/2020 30 10 $26.09 4/23/2020 31 30 $34.79 3/25/2020 29 45 $43.20 2/25/2020 29 80 $60.18 1/27/2020 34 83 $67.76
  5. Looks like an old time version of Melissa Gilbert.
  6. I won’t even get you started on the new CUI and associated designations. Completely useless and counterproductive.
  7. To be fair, I'm pretty sure she meant to say "some milk, and four heaping tablespoons of yogurt", but it came out the opposite.
  8. Nah, the excitement just made her nips hard.
  9. They are heavy, but not much more than a Leopard 2. Both of those are at least 15 to 20 tons heavier than a T72.
  10. My wife made a fruit smoothie this morning for breakfast, and it looked pretty good so I asked her what all she put in it. It was then that I found out there is apparently such a thing as "4 heaping tablespoons of milk". Must have been some pretty stout milk.
  11. Same here. Been into the office a couple times a week the last year and a half, including a dozen or so meetings of 75 to a 100 people in a large room, lots of meetings with travelers/foreign travelers in conference rooms, been on a couple of trips requiring air travel. Just been lucky I guess.
  12. I know an old guy who lives in South Padre and goes to Mexico a lot. He bought a plain white Hilux, claims he can drive it down there and is a lot less likely to get fucked with than if he was driving an F150.
  13. I bought a Nissan, the bed is small, the gas mileage is pretty shitty, but it gets me to my backwater fishing spots and I only have to commute once a week. I also have a tractor, I only need it a few days a year, but when I do need it, I have it.
  14. Yeah, in Texas at least, it’s the most worthless feature. Hail damage, frying your brain, unnecessary leakage, just worthless. What is the point if you don’t smoke in your ride?
  15. I bumped up against this last night. We had a skillet of bacon grease we had used to cook, um, bacon, and a bunch of fried eggs. So the grease was contaminated with egg stuff, so maybe we can't put it in the jar with the clean bacon grease. Yes there is such a thing as clean bacon grease. So instead, i fried pork chops in it, and made gravy. God was pleased.
  16. The other reason to use an individual Roth IRA is that with a Roth 401K, you can’t pull out any funds until you’re 59.5, unlike a regular Roth IRA. So your Roth 401K earnings are tax free, but you can’t access the principal.
  17. I love crawfish too, but shit you can get good sized fresh Texas gulf shrimp at HEB for $8 lb or less.
  18. Yes. The bombing of civilian apartment buildings and infrastructure is no different than terrorists flying planes in to office buildings, it’s just on a different scale. Both are terrorism and both are unacceptable. Openly give Ukraine the ability to finish off the Kerch bridge and any railways/highways entering their country from Russia or Belarus. We don’t need any further justification.
  19. Don’t put white rocks in your front yard landscaping.
  20. These plus pimento cheese is bliss.
  21. Defunded law enforcement. (Sarcasm meter) FIFY.
  22. Dude, you have no idea how long I searched for what that can of goodness was called. I couldn’t find it. I loved those things. It came up because my brother and I were laughing about the time I got an ass whooping from my grandma, because she caught me in her pantry with a can of those tilted up to my face like an alkie with a bottle of Old Crow. Ate half the can.
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