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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. I’m admitting my failures, What’s your excuse? Anything for a dollar? These people just don’t appreciate the inherent beauty of this gun, that fires a round designed to inflict maximum carnage on human flesh. How about you admit your livelihood depends on a few nutcases murdering people.
  2. I mean, I wouldn’t want to inconvenience someone. Geez. I’m not Hitler.
  3. I’m failing to even see what’s going on here. We are trying to prevent young people from buying weapons of mass destruction. Is there a problem with that?
  4. It’s not robbery, it’s preying on gay SMU gay dudes. Man either deal with it or offer up Craig James.
  5. Oops, hated the city so much. I heard from baskin robins it was a homeless person.
  6. Email signatures. “Warm regards”. WTF is that? Reads like hot turds.
  7. We should reinstall the homeless flotilla on the water down there, along with a new Homer the goose. That would at least keep dudes away from the water.
  8. You might have a point, I have yet to see any specifics about this stabbing. Was it a random homeless person stabbing him? Was it a family member? Was it Zuckerberg? Maybe it was posted and I missed it, but otherwise the jump to conclusions mat went from dude got stabbed to San Francisco is a homeless shithole. There are plenty of homeless shitholes.
  9. Bottom line is headline crazy stats are easy to find, they are on whatever news feed you watch. I don’t see any of those top 9 cities in my daily news for outrage.
  10. This might be questionable but here are some stats on property crime.
  11. Your point escapes me. People all over our beloved protected state of Texas steal shit constantly. They rob your unlocked cars, steal catalytic converters, steal shit out of your front yards, nobody does shit. No borders. Are you telling me that SF is so much more horrible for property crimes? If so you are living somewhere other than Austin.
  12. I think their murder rate is way lower than ours. Property crime rate is probably pretty high, but frankly I don’t trust Austin’s property crime rates because one, the cops don’t respond so who knows if they record anything, and two, illegals don’t report because they don’t want the attention.
  13. So, you're saying we handicapped them?
  14. I don’t practice Santeria. I ain’t got no crystal ball.
  15. Haha I know Gloria Campos. Her little sister used to work for me.
  16. That’s a good looking sandwich and pos rep for not hiding the knife scar on the paper plate. I had a fried bologna today but didn’t take pics.
  17. Yeah he lives under our back porch I guess. I have to make sure he’s out of the way when I mow the yard.
  18. Welcome back to this guy. Hadn’t seen him since October.
  19. Or better yet, instead of making them write the essays or term papers, start making them grade or critique AI written essays and term papers. That would promote actual thinking and knowledge of the subject.
  20. I fuck up some Short Stop across the street too every now and then.
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