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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. What about if you’re 60 and want some place to park cash for a couple years? My safe bonds haven’t been doing so well.
  2. It’s funny because he’s fat a Dodge.
  3. I mowed my yard this afternoon so we’ll get nothing.
  4. https://lomaxky.omeka.net/collections/show/10
  5. So when I was like 14, I started vomiting and having this whole thing, getting put into the hospital because has to be food poisoning. Nope. It’s this thing called Heriditary Angioedema. There’s a drug that can fix that. Costs $40k per month. Haha.
  6. Thing is, but for the grace of me goes you, thankfully my constitution is strong and although I commiserate, I ain’t gonna die. Rooster and all.
  7. As a cocktail waitress at a downtown club, my mother infuriated Bonnie Raitt by serving her ice from her bra and made country bad boy David Allan Coe cry by taping his album cover to the inside of a toilet. That is what makes me laugh and cry.
  8. Dead Orc is quickly becoming my favorite.
  9. We’ve gone full circle from the Pulitzer Prize to the Putzes and hangers on…
  10. RIP, Mac. Thanks for the stories, they were priceless.
  11. I knew Craig James was behind this.
  12. It didn’t used to. Now it does.
  13. I guess a bidet is out of the question.
  14. So basically, I’m looking at $2k per housing, plus $1.5 to $2k for health insurance, so I had better have an income of more than $50k to even survive. Got it.
  15. So property tax plus homeowners insurance plus maintenance, renting might actually be an option in the future. There’s a ton of affordable rentals in Austin, right?
  16. The new menu at Trump resorts is gonna be lit. No more deconstructed burgers, we got TacoPinas, Fried Calimari and Fried Calimari Jr. All pulled fresh from a hole in the ground off Baja California!
  17. I started off just Driving Miss Daisy, but damn!
  18. Good luck, man. My brother (in law but I consider him my brother) has made it 15 years after diagnosis and although it hasn’t all been butterflies and roses, he’s still in decent shape and going about life, age 70.
  19. I got a kick out of Lionel Richie doing the whole coronation thing. I like Lionel, but I think Tracy Chapman would have been more apropos. You got a fast car Is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way
  20. There’s a grain of truth in every pound of propaganda. If you taste it you will likely choke on it.
  21. The earth is round. The earth is flat. Two vastly different takes. The truth is not somewhere in between, one viewpoint is full of bullshit and lies.
  22. I’m still perplexed how the dumbasses of Texas can elect republicans to run everything for 30 years and still scream about how everything about government is broken. Actually I’m not. I’m just wishing they would get on with gods grand plan.
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