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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. How bout shoulder checks? Are those offensive? Seriously though, the older I’ve gotten the more chill I’ve gotten. Live and let live is an important component of a happier life.
  2. Luckily I never had to deal with it, but a friend of mine had to crawl inside the guts of a combine to clean out the guts of a couple of baby hogs that clogged it up when they were cutting rice.
  3. Leftover queso and carnitas noach, with guac and pico. Picture math not withstanding, I ate 18 of those and was still hungry.
  4. It’s a misspelled swastika, I think.
  5. Haha this. Only my old cables are in baggies labeled with what they are supposed to be, because my wife is also an old and almost as anal as South Austin’s mom.
  6. Geezus. Some people need to be segregated.
  7. Probably a random heavy hunk of cool air falling from somewhere.
  8. It’s like two bad Eddie Munster lookalikes.
  9. Also, these are acceptable to me on any hot dog.
  10. For a moment I thought you typed “to the dog” and I was like WTF. But yeah, crunchies on the dog are great.
  11. Why you motherfucker!! It's real to me!
  12. Leftover crispy grilled chicken skin, sliced sausage, mac and cheese with a little hot sauce tossed in.
  13. Step back, Disney Groomer!
  14. I’d appreciate it more if you could send “squirming like a toad” pics from down south.
  15. I strictly AS9100D. Emphasis on tha D.
  16. This is why I love this board. Unadulterated honesty from a person who’s lived it.
  17. Does not compute.
  18. My short lived career as a comedian included New Mexico. Nobody ever longed for old Mexico. They have Hobbs, but no Calvin. White Sands? Sure, a Caucasian desert is just what the world needs. Carlsbad, but the rest is worse.
  19. You’re an opinionated son of a bitch, a quality which I generally admire. But god apparently wiped his ass on your palate when you were born. Sorry for your loss.
  20. That’s just wrong.
  21. Well yeah it’s more than $83k. I guess that answers my question. I paid around $100k amortized when I bought it. It’s worth about $1.5 million now.
  22. That’s a solid choice lol.
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