Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Jon Stewart Knocks It Out of the Park
If by “washed” he means random tide pods, empty Bud Light cans and dead brain cells bouncing around in stainless steel prison toilet bowl, I completely agree.
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Israel
Have any of you ever had a “conscientious objector” at work? I have an employee who married a Palestinian lady. She was a kid when the first war took place, and was forced to relocate to Egypt. As a result she didn’t get her vaccinations, for whatever reasons because refugees. Got TB or something and lost a lung as an adult. Now she is dying from cancer, and he’s like nah, fuck those guys. I’m not doing anything to help them do more of that. I’m at a loss as to what to do other than hey, I understand, I’d feel the same way. But here’s your job. If you want to quit, I understand.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Mayhem! Good grief that kid they were passing around will probably never go to the doctor again without trauma.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
Left hand has rigor mortis, might still bang.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
They all thrive in a pile of shit, so you’re not wrong.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the pantslide Of a shit filled adult diaper on a ride
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
I’m not arguing, just saying. Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness. Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene. I’m happy with my status quo.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
She’s no Hannah Montana!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Used to go see Blue Mist there all the time in the early 90s!
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Italian
I don't know what it's called, but one of my other favorites is to saute olive oil, butter, garlic and a few red pepper flakes, add to spaghetti or bucatini and then toss with parmesan and toasted breadcrumbs. Also simple but a great side dish.
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Italian
We do this with ham, peas and parmagiano sometimes. Really good.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Man, one of the best times of my life. I lived off Bent Tree and could walk across the street and get Luby’s. Or drive up a ways to Mesa, there was Little Italy, Wally’s and Roppollos pizza. Good times. Plus you could eat your Wally’s burger in the Anderson High parking lot.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I wouldn’t go that far, but yeah, they aren’t that great. I did eat most of the bag though. On the other hand, these don’t suck.
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
C’mon man, get fucking real. Vote democrat. At least we entertain your ideals.
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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
And Anastasis will still pretend he/she/it can still vote 3th parthy. Wifh high cofifeth.
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Austin con man steals millions
I think you’re confusing “cartel” with “cartoon”.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
You’ll never get hired for the deodorant lobby. Bikes in Denmark are cool. Bikes in Austin smell like week old cut onions.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
The whole GQP is a minefield of dog turds, we are forced to run through barefoot. Some are on fire and obvious, others are buried amongst the weeds and you are inevitably going to step in one.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
But she’s wearing a sombrero now!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Well good on you for taking care of business, but I’d be angry at the Aggy who designed the plumbing.
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Is there a plan to make Texas universities vocational schools.
Yeah, that and I was mainly pointing out the poster's assertion that "checkbox applicants", ie minorities, are "less intelligent".
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Is there a plan to make Texas universities vocational schools.
Oof, from that thread:
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I've decided to dig a hole
That's probably why they aren't on there. We have another well on our property that was done in the early 1990s that isn't logged. I guess the state didn't collect all the permits and well data prior to around 2000.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Maybe we can compromise and only count 3/5rd’s of them.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yeah but at least he said “oil”, which covers the Houston ship channel.