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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Thanks Obama!
  2. I’m not sure that 12 month thing is right. She should have gotten the exemption at least starting the 2022 tax year, not 2023.
  3. I inherited the name Bernard from that old man. God bless him.
  4. Grandpa was a piece of work. I remember riding in his truck and the conversations. He was a medic in WWII. He would get mad when I told him he was a nurse. “I wasn’t a fucking nurse”. “Yes you were, I have your nurse bag right here”. “That’s a war bag, son.” Call it what you want, looks like something a nurse would carry. “ Look you little shit, you have no idea.” You’re right I don’t. Then we would pull into Praseks and eat. He may have been a nurse, but he was a badass.
  5. Jeez Louise man, that part about sitting on the corner of the bed. That was totally my grandpa in law. Sat there and said “you know all my friends are dead and gone”. I said no, I’m sitting right here man.
  6. Yeah no shit, I’ve had it easy compared to that.
  7. Actually I added that last part because I had to laugh to keep from crying. Aside from the pillow, the rest was all true, for real. January 2019. Man I was glad he passed before Covid hit, trying to do elder care during that would have been unimaginable.
  8. On the other hand that plate probably has high levels of lead and other contaminants on it, so we’re all good.
  9. Pulling the plug on my old man was tough. He couldn’t really communicate other than squeezing my hand. I sat and talked with him for a long while and asked him if he was ready. He was ready but didn’t want to say goodbye to his kids. Didn’t know how. I told him he had accomplished far more than I could ever hope for, raising our family, and it was time for him to rest. To go see my mom and his parents and all our old dogs. He slept pretty peacefully for a couple hours until I held the pillow over his face. Just kidding.
  10. Bulk trash pickup week in south Austin is fun. At least one dog pissed on it.
  11. As long as dipshits keep being dipshits this is what we get
  12. It sounds Mexican, exotic. I'm biased because my sister married into the Estes family. A lot of them live in Florida so take that for what it's worth.
  13. If you don't know the chief, then you don't belong there.
  14. Here’s a short story on why you can’t just hand a munition over without having or handing over the infrastructure to support it. https://www.militaryaerospace.com/communications/article/16723466/harris-weapon-data-link-for-small-diameter-bomb-increment-ii-receives-nsa-certification
  15. When you put it that way, yeah, so much winning.
  16. There are a lot of things that go into launching a tomahawk or a small diameter bomb, most of them in the background to either control them or to ensure your own defense doesn’t pick them off or thinking maybe they are something they aren’t. It’s all that background shit that keeps us from just handing things over willy nilly.
  17. He's talking about Plano. They can afford waste, and they don't have homeless people smuggling rump roasts out in their warmup pants like here in Austin.
  18. Ah ok. Thought you were specifically referencing HEB which confused me because they re-purpose most of their unused cuts I think.
  19. How does that work? You have to go ask at the meat counter or do they put the discount meat out somewhere?
  20. Reverse seared some bacon wrapped nilgai filets with pan fried Yukons and green beans. Crappy pics but it tasted delicious.
  21. You look at her from the back, it’s like a poodle sitting on a hippity-hop.
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