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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Dayum. Probably never know how that crash happened.
  2. Sherbet, I’ll shut up and listen. I’m sure you’re highly regarded.
  3. I hope you like being roasted. Because you shouldn’t use that term. Wtf is wrong with you? Are you regarded?
  4. This is close to me because I used to be a security guard there. When I was really hungry, I hit up the Arby’s across the street.
  5. My response is always”your mom” but I’ve never typed it.
  6. Oklahoma Haiku was a great thread. Oh shit, tornado? Nah never mind the creaking . Just the kids fucking.
  7. Every time I look at this thread this post just cracks me up.
  8. Good point. I’m slipping in my old age.
  9. The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of… North Korea.
  10. Ding, ding ding! Oklahoma!
  11. I’m a pessimist, sorry. Actually I’m an optimistic skeptic. The glass is half full. Of shit.
  12. Mt Whitney is a rust bucket though.
  13. Texas Ed has seen some things. If you’ve ever been jettisoned off a ship on a plane, yep, he’s done that.
  14. Tell them about how you got a job working on the roof of the pentagon. 😂
  15. Conduit. Steel Shank lays it down, one mile at a time.
  16. I’m not seeing any pipe being laid. Much disappointment.
  17. I defer to your expertise. But I’m still gonna bitch on Facebook, because America!
  18. I should’ve consulted with @TwiceHorn and patented that shit.
  19. Welcome to the party, Pal.
  20. Need more marbles. Glug.
  21. When I say it’s for all the marbles, I mean it!
  22. I was just being surly. No offense intended. Although of all the horrible wildfires I’ve ever seen, most of them were started by, wait for it, overhead power lines. Not to mention I grew up in the shadow of the STNP lines from Matagorda to Austin and have six testicles.
  23. Ok so let’s just continue to hang them up overhead, what could go wrong?
  24. You know who buries their lines? Google fiber and the cable companies. Could there be some cost savings piggy backing on those efforts? Nah. Government wouldn’t be broken, if it was a joint cooperative effort with some successful outcome. Who benefits when government is broken?
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