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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. So now, me, I’m not only a neocon fascist cracker, I also worship beavers. Actually I’m ok with the non-Bucees part of that.
  2. Son? Is that you?
  3. Remember the plastic coverings on the car seats and the couches? That wasn’t for us. It was for them.
  4. I’ll watch it, but it’s like watching the neighbors fucking. At least SOMEONE is doing it. Honey can you clean the binoculars again please?
  5. I have a hard time getting on board with cinnamon chili vs decaffeinated door to door salesmen, sorry.
  6. Now I’m a cracker? That’s news to me. Oh well, welcome to the SEC I guess.
  7. I have no fucking idea why that capitilized the way it did, but fuck it. I’m inebriated and apparently vote for Canadian Nazis.
  8. It’s pretty simple, while we were schwinging our huge American dick over around the Greeks and the Caucus and the eastern Thrace, we sprinkled some piss in somebody’s cheerios, and he’s not happy about it. Well too bad. Ottomans are where us Neocon villains put our dirty feet.
  9. Nah man, he wears clothing.
  10. This whole campaign parade seems so Stephen Kingish. Buying their mom cigs, wearing clothespins on their genitalia….
  11. I got bit by a black lab. Still have a scar on my palm. Was trying to break up a spat between my dalmation and my sister’s lab over a chew toy. Bad idea. It didn’t latch on and try to kill me though. Looked kinda guilty afterwards. His name was Levar.
  12. Seems like Trumpistan(tm) doesn’t have a lot of target stores in the first place.
  13. At this very minute you can bet some of those 60 are trying to figure out how to murder or railroad the 4. Guaranteed.
  14. I don't know, but you can bet that Ken Paxton is investigating it (cough cough).
  15. Thanks Obama!
  16. I’m not sure that 12 month thing is right. She should have gotten the exemption at least starting the 2022 tax year, not 2023.
  17. I inherited the name Bernard from that old man. God bless him.
  18. Grandpa was a piece of work. I remember riding in his truck and the conversations. He was a medic in WWII. He would get mad when I told him he was a nurse. “I wasn’t a fucking nurse”. “Yes you were, I have your nurse bag right here”. “That’s a war bag, son.” Call it what you want, looks like something a nurse would carry. “ Look you little shit, you have no idea.” You’re right I don’t. Then we would pull into Praseks and eat. He may have been a nurse, but he was a badass.
  19. Jeez Louise man, that part about sitting on the corner of the bed. That was totally my grandpa in law. Sat there and said “you know all my friends are dead and gone”. I said no, I’m sitting right here man.
  20. Yeah no shit, I’ve had it easy compared to that.
  21. Actually I added that last part because I had to laugh to keep from crying. Aside from the pillow, the rest was all true, for real. January 2019. Man I was glad he passed before Covid hit, trying to do elder care during that would have been unimaginable.
  22. On the other hand that plate probably has high levels of lead and other contaminants on it, so we’re all good.
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