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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Well in the can under the sink, I still have to haul that to the bin. A lot.
  2. I still remember the Dudley and Bob spoof 20 or so years ago where the space shuttle was going to do an emergency landing in Georgetown or thereabouts and a ton of people showed up.
  3. My MIL, who is 78 (no pics) and who I generally like ok, has now been in my house for 8 days. Other than leaving once to go shopping, my wife had absolutely no activities planned wit her over this time, so basically they’ve been sitting around playing games on their iPads and rage eating out of boredom the whole time. MIL is overweight and diabetic, so far she’s gone through a giant party bag of cheetos (4 days), the last half of the bag of my HEB stuffing flavored chips, a bag of sun chips, 3/4 of the apple cobbler I baked on Christmas Eve and a shitton of other sweets we got in our stockings. Meanwhile there are vegetables, fruits, hummus and cheese rotting in my refrigerator. Maybe my wife is passively trying to kill her. I’m starting to get annoyed though because when I decide I really want a specific thing to snack on while I’m working, I go to get it and it’s dead, Jim. The empty bag is in the trash.
  4. Suck. The answer is always, suck harder.
  5. Nah, we, the middle class taxpayers did, at trickle down rates and a debt explosion. Not like today where we are doing it with castoff armaments that we don’t need, and fighting every step of the way to even provide that.
  6. As much as I detested Reagan, I often wonder how things would have gone down if Trump was shot like Ronnie was. Can you even imagine the whining? We’d never hear the end of it.
  7. Well he’d probably be pumping money into some shadow organization that half-assedly supported Ukraine so he could maintain plausible deniability in case things went south, because that’s how he rolled. But yeah he would like to defeat Russia.
  8. Precisely. Strong Russia = more opportunity for dark money, corruption and grifting, which are the core values of the GQP.
  9. You realize you’re only renting that meal, for a bit.
  10. I just keep thinking wait, is this an actual human being, let alone a GOP candidate?
  11. Jeezus that’s like a bad (good?) Stephen King short story.
  12. I lived hard and listened to/played a lot of loud music, was around loud farm equipment and shot a lot of guns when I was young, but I’m pretty convinced what did the most damage to my hearing was constantly driving with a cracked or fully open window. Especially at highway speed. That’s just brutal on your ears.
  13. I kept it simple with some jerked chicken thighs and Bozo (Jack Allen’s) tamale dressing, along with green beans and homemade apple/cranberry cobbler (not pictured).
  14. South Austin HEB this morning. Fat lady with a handicap placard, didn’t look handicapped as she walked into the store, just fat.
  15. Breakfast was a PB and blackberry jam sandwich with buttermilk eggo waffles.
  16. Im pretty sure the vent above our stove isn’t actually a vent, it’s a fragrance enhancer. Like it sucks in whatever smell you’re cooking and spits out a version twice as strong.
  17. Sounds more like Lubbock.
  18. I’d say the same about any insurance racket. They’re all crooks. Health, car or home.
  19. My favorite compilation.
  20. I’ll try to make a TikTok video next time, dad.
  21. I bought some of the central market version of this and tried it several ways. It’s spicy as fuck and really tasty but.. the best application I found is mixing it with refried beans for bean dip. Goddamn that was some good bean dip. Just the right amount of heat, sour and substance.
  22. MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.
  23. Also has wooden teeth.
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