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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Also this hydraulic failure happened at my office Wednesday so count yourself lucky. Was dragging his frame.
  2. Yeah he had a juvenile Samuel Jackson tirade going on for a couple minutes.
  3. I was laughing yesterday because I remembered the first time I rode in that truck, was the time Tito was about 11 or 12, and we hunted that one tank across from the F1 track. Your boy went to pick up a dove near the tank and found a rattlesnake, and ran away screaming and hollering. We didn’t believe him until you found and shot it.
  4. I’ve ridden in that truck a few times. Also tell that boy to put some mink oil on those boots!
  5. South Austin’s mom once asked me to kiss her right where it smells funny. So I took her to Pasadena.
  6. Correct, it is a fuel-guzzler, regardless of what you are feeding it.
  7. Thank you! I was frustrated I couldn't remember. Never thought I'd forget the player name "Sneezy Beltran" lol.
  8. The other poster I was referring to was a freshwater guy, lived in Arkansas or someplace and had a bunch of sponsors.
  9. So we’re probably going to beat OU and lose to both Kansas teams this year. Wow.
  10. What was the poster’s name on the old site that tournament fished? Can’t remember but yeah it’s serious business.
  11. Good choice of words. I salute your diplomacy.
  12. You know the really impressive thing about this video, those two guys have spent the last 6 months getting shot at and worrying about their families.
  13. El Campo is still a shithole, too, even if Roy P came from there. @MC Fresh Breath would probably agree. Love it and hate it.
  14. Touché. But I also know that some sardine paste, toasted breadcrumbs and red pepper flakes with pasta make a fine meal.
  15. I’d say it matched the drapes, but it was blue and had dead grass on it. Did I say it matched the drapes?
  16. Being cheap bastards, pointing fingers and trying to steal contractor IP is pretty much the Navy business model. There’s a reason trees get tossed overboard.
  17. I mean if you’re gonna murder someone, why involve a third party? Just man up and do it yourself.
  18. A little Debbie snack cake would taste mighty good.
  19. The porch pirates here are ridiculous. Some asshole came in my backyard and stole the rug off our patio. Not even the expensive ass chairs, just the rug.
  20. Brown some hamburger, garlic, onions peppers whatever. Mix in mushroom soup, velveeta, milk and seasoning. Dump in a casserole dish, put tater tots on top and cook for 45 minutes or so.
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