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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. I guess a bidet is out of the question.
  2. So basically, I’m looking at $2k per housing, plus $1.5 to $2k for health insurance, so I had better have an income of more than $50k to even survive. Got it.
  3. So property tax plus homeowners insurance plus maintenance, renting might actually be an option in the future. There’s a ton of affordable rentals in Austin, right?
  4. The new menu at Trump resorts is gonna be lit. No more deconstructed burgers, we got TacoPinas, Fried Calimari and Fried Calimari Jr. All pulled fresh from a hole in the ground off Baja California!
  5. I started off just Driving Miss Daisy, but damn!
  6. Good luck, man. My brother (in law but I consider him my brother) has made it 15 years after diagnosis and although it hasn’t all been butterflies and roses, he’s still in decent shape and going about life, age 70.
  7. I got a kick out of Lionel Richie doing the whole coronation thing. I like Lionel, but I think Tracy Chapman would have been more apropos. You got a fast car Is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way
  8. There’s a grain of truth in every pound of propaganda. If you taste it you will likely choke on it.
  9. The earth is round. The earth is flat. Two vastly different takes. The truth is not somewhere in between, one viewpoint is full of bullshit and lies.
  10. I’m still perplexed how the dumbasses of Texas can elect republicans to run everything for 30 years and still scream about how everything about government is broken. Actually I’m not. I’m just wishing they would get on with gods grand plan.
  11. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/brokered-cd.asp I’m lazy.
  12. I have an option to purchase these in my Vanguard Roth. I read up on the pros and cons, but I would hold these until maturity. Any reason not to get~5%?
  13. minute: NMHC NOx CO 2011 Ford Raptor 0.005 0.005 0.276 2012 Fiat 500 0.016 0.010 0.192 Ryobi 4-stroke leaf blower 0.182 0.031 3.714 Echo 2-stroke leaf blower 1.495 0.010 6.445
  14. Haha, I let my 2.5 year old grandson use my battery powered leaf blower to clean off the sidewalks and driveway after I mow. I keep one hand on him and one hand on the leaf blower, he works pretty well as a shield against the angry neighbors, dog walkers who shit in my yard, and homeless package thieves.
  15. But it has the word woke right n the headline!
  16. Doesn’t matter, best we just bust a bunch of messicans and negroes. That should get the poll numbers up.
  17. Tenderized beef!
  18. They just retracted the text lol.
  19. Yeah I didn't see anything either, not even on Nextdoor. Weird. Wonder if HEB was even open.
  20. Once upon a time as a youngster I may have hurled an uncapped bottle of skunk scent into an open school bus window. As a grownup I poked holes in a plastic container of anchovies from Papa John’s and taped it under a conference table. On Friday, before a big meeting on Monday. Also @Leeroy Jenkinscan vouch for the unwashed empty sardine can in the coworkers trash can.
  21. The cheese balloon will burn your mouth enough so you wouldn’t notice a serrano.
  22. I’ve had that for breakfast more times than I can count. Except I use the regular sliced American, not singles. I’m not a savage.
  23. I still can’t understand why we aren’t providing ATACMS unless some of the reports I read are accurate, that we don’t have enough to give away. I understand the original excuse of distance and non-escalation but shit man, smoke’em if you got’em.
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