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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Anyway, if any of you fellows want a fishing getaway, I’d highly recommend this place.
  2. Last party I kept looking for the bowl to throw my keys in, but Hornian kept slapping my hand.
  3. Yeah, but the funny thing is, Brisket actually has frito pie parties at his house. And I’m high? Shit I don’t have frito pie parties or spiral staircases.
  4. You’re getting all wordy, Joe. The correct nomenclature is “all this stuff in here, imma eat it. At once”
  5. Fried beaver tail is delicious.
  6. Don’t get sideways with me, Jose, I’m on a goddamned roll.
  7. I'm not sure that the current situation has anything to do with anybody 'liking' anyone. If you undertake an action that kills women and children, you are a shithead, plain and simple. You are persona non grata. War crimes and all that. If you support Russia, you support killing innocent civilians who were living their lives prior to you fucking invading them.
  8. Maybe because your mom got all the pricks, too. So many antibodies.
  9. Yeah, you would think that would get life (or death), not parole.
  10. That sat in a refrigerator alongside some beer keg or something that the Austin police association put there. No police work has been done here since Ben Thompson ran a whorehouse.
  11. I've fished my whole life various places in Texas and have STILL yet to catch a tripletail. Good stuff.
  12. Regular fucking Mark Twain right here.
  13. I actually want to contribute my own filet o fish. Leftover fried fish, jalapeño tartar sauce, HEB spicy garlic dills and lettuce on Texas toast.
  14. He gets slightly less than all the points, because I would’ve put a little raw onion on the crackers.
  15. My brother doesn’t do surly, but this masterpiece of his was worthy of posting. The fact that the morning after consuming this, he drove his wife from Midland to Houston in a confined truck space makes me smile.
  16. I’d be ok with being known as Hillel the Elder.
  17. The difference is, Johnny Weissmuller has been replaced by fatty pudpuller.
  18. If you can master a cornbread waffle, then it's closer to bread and is a good delivery vehicle for pulled pork or a thin fried chicken milanese. I'm too lazy to tackle any of that though.
  19. To be clear that wasn't any sandwich I made, just one I ate.
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