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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Ukes are going to take Tokmak, it’s just a matter of time. And it’s sad, hindsight is 20/20. So many lives lost. Fuck Russia.
  2. Hey Seymour, your shit is about to get pushed in. love, joe.
  3. And report afterwards. No thanks.
  4. even being ITAR compliant won't help if you are moving weapons.
  5. Getting (ie shipping) a firearm like that overseas is a really, really tall ask. You just can't do it willy nilly without risking jail time. Sending someone money over there, not so much. There needs to be a fund in Ukraine where we can send our dollars.
  6. Wonder what that maid is doing? Asking the butler to bring a really strong magnet?
  7. Have you ever skinned a raccoon, barehanded? Similar.
  8. Welcome to the club, pal. I'm about as early of Gen X as you'll see (born 1966) and had kids late, mine are 1996 and 1998. My immediate family meaning me and my kids are all on the same page. Weird thing though, is siblings. My oldest remaining sibling worked on the Obama campaign, and after that worked for Texas Civil Rights Project, and one other sibling is of the same mind. On the other hand, one other sibling in the O&G industry has lived in Midland for the last 30 years and is hardcore Trumper. It really is environmental as far as groupthink, I guess. Hell I work in the defense industry and have all my life, I'm still as progressive as I was when I was at UT in the 1980s.
  9. Little known fact, turtles don't "hibernate". They bury themselves in filthy mud during cold times, and then re-emerge when it warms up.
  10. Definitely got some Billy Squier vibes going there.
  11. Simple pleasures for breakfast. Texas toast with butter and a little garlic powder, some sharp white cheddar stuck under the broiler a few minutes.
  12. Doesn’t matter how much you tip, you can never believe them when they say they can lick all the glitter off of you. There are always a few glitters that sneak through. Fuck those glitters.
  13. That’s why you’re the buck.
  14. Thank god this tip epidemic hasn’t reached the domestic household. My wife refuses my tip 99% of the time.
  15. So is that icon with the temperature an ejection seat?
  16. Did you have to provide ID?
  17. Remind me not to get a flat the day after Christmas.
  18. El Trompo Mayor by my office off Burleson is also excellent.
  19. Well, when it comes right down to it, count me in. Fuck Russia.
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