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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Then what would you post on Facebook/ Nextdoor? Must I think of everything for you?
  2. Mind you, HEB makes a delicious version of Steak-um, as someone said mixed with smoked provolone and the frozen fajita veggies it slams.
  3. POS rep for canned biscuits. Life is too short to cut shortening!
  4. I was actually at that game. No shit. Field trip from school yielded a bonus.
  5. That could be on my tombstone. “Never had the makings of much of nothing” 😂
  6. Not enough people hate Ted Cruz. Let that sink in.
  7. Also to Mr. Street, did you even bother to graduate? Be careful, otherwise you’ll end up as a huckster air conditioner salesman.
  8. Also excited for my younger kids, who hated voting for an old white dude. No offense Bernie! Let’s kick some motherfucking GOP ass to the curb, with the trash where it belongs!
  9. Ok, Kamala is a fucking ok, and I’m excited to vote!
  10. The guy actually vomiting on third base convinced me I was an outfielder. Yep.
  11. Yep, I spent my time in right field, figuring out just how big of a bubble I could make with hubba bubba grape. When that ball came my way, I was completely unprepared.
  12. I had nothing but open field and the falling safety just punched that loaf of bread right out of my arm. Story of my life.
  13. You can make it. Brown Cedar cut opened up about 15 miles down, with the last storm. It’s still about 4’ deep and you can’t drive to Mitchell’s Cut anymore.
  14. Whoops, but, but that would be like the dog catching the car, like you did with abortion. Go ahead, fuck around, find out.
  15. No, I’m the pope. You can find me in the pizza!
  16. I had a similar experience in football, I broke loose and was a step away from scoring a winning touchdown, and this motherfucker dove at me and punched the ball out. Summary of my life is like a fucking peanuts cartoon and I’m not Lucy.
  17. Kamala against shaved chimpanzees with brain worms, do that poll.
  18. lol yeah I was focused on getting to third, fuck everything else. And afterwards I let my teammates down. Didn’t even occur to me afterwards we wouldn’t have even been in the game if I hadn’t had that pitchers eye.
  19. Lol I have a story. A small town story but none the less. I sucked as a little league player for the most part. There was this one game, where I got it. I was 3 for 4, including a home run, and at my last at bat I hit a screaming triple down the baseline. I missed second base when I was running. I mean my feet just missed the bag I was going so fast. I got called out. I was ashamed and mad. You know what I did? I took my uniform to the coach and said sorry, I can’t do this anymore. You know what I didn’t do? Cry and whine and litigate second base, and say someone cheated. So yeah, baseball teaches lessons, and has been very very good to me.
  20. I don’t rely on guys who look like diabetic orange raccoons when I’m looking for advice either.
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