Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Hey Steel Shank!
Burnt Pumpernickel English muffins
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.
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June 14th - 'No Kings' Mass Protest
Good ol’ Steven Fromholz!
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Tastes like Ronald Reagan’s chicken.
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Joke all you want brother, this is serious business. God forbid you ever find you or yours on the wrong side of it. Right is right and wrong is wrong. There is no both sides about that.
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Fuck that noise, Ann Margaret never showed up.
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
I also have this very nice vacuum cleaner. Made right here in the USA. And some bitcoin, and a few meme coins and if you are hungry, this deconstructed hamburger!
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
I’m stocked with the word of the lord, Our Lord Jesus Christ. Let me tell you his teachings and spread the word.
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Oh I’m in dark mode alright. Really fucking. Dark. Mode. Alright alright alright!
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I’m not sure how to post a sarcastic laugh but the force field is gonna prove you incorrect.
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June 14th - 'No Kings' Mass Protest
We need to create a "MuleDickButt" character.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
He’s on top of it!
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the Dotard-Elmo slapfight
When fail leads to loss of life (which I suppose it hasn’t here yet) fail is not an option. It’s scary that people would trust BD guys over engineers.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
That’s fantastic. I’m at a point in my life where I could, physically speaking, go ahead and just pound that dude into the ground. But morally I’m like anti-harassment anti-bullying. So making him eat shit like that is cool.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Can someone please beat that Tate motherfucker into paste, please? Deconstruct him if you will.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Probably, and we will suffer and pay and like it.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I don’t even. Can’t beat off to any of this!
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Haha yep checkmate. Although all orange dipshits aside, if someone tried to blow those up they would be glass within a few minutes.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Generally speaking, we have our shit in buildings, not out on a tarmac day to day.
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Let's discuss "The Doors"
Damn, had almost forgotten Joe King back in the party days of spring break on south padre.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Let’s hope so.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Ever owned a pond? Pond is good for you!
- Foo Fighters or The Killers?
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Ztejas and Jimmy debate weezer
Soft spot for Bue Album I have because of Ric Ocasek.
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How do I prepare my kids to live in (or leave) a nation in decline?
I once got escorted off my own sisters property, during a Halloween party, for extinguishing the mini jack-o’-lanterns lining the sidewalk, with my urine so this hits close to home.