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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
The greatest thing was we were listening to John Prine “Please Don’t Bury Me” at that particular time.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
It had nipples!
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
I was a bit perplexed, when I caught it in my peripheral vision. Like man that looks like a dead body or a pair of pantyhose stuffed with sand. Nope. Just a sex doll named Sandy.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
I’ve had some really good fishing there but this wasn’t one of those times. Once you’re committed though, not much you can do about the surf.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
On the way home, a washed up sex doll at Mile Marker 35, erectile dysfunction at the buoy. Notice I have my 16 year old ShaggyBevo shirt on. best 30 seconds of that buoys life.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Circling the wagons and camping at the Port Mansfield jetties Camp thieves
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Made a trip down PINS this last weekend with my brother, nephew and some work friends. Interesting trip. High tides, chocolate surf and driving 60 miles of beach was a beating, but still beautiful. Fishing sucked. But we found nice things. Old riveted panga. Some weird buoy thing that was rubber and acted like a trampoline. Another abandoned boat, I drove like a boss.
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Bidet Meta Threas
The thing about bidets is they don’t clean the fucking toilet. The lid and bowl still looks like a 76 truck stop nightmare because my wife refuses to use the toilet brush and some Clorox wipes after a few eruptions.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
If it was the Kristofferson version followed by Sunday Morning Coming Down then it might have been me, and I offer no apologies!
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Trump’s America
Sometimes he gives himself the creeps.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
You’re almost describing the Republican Party.
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
This is about the pope, not the poop. It’s all poop in this fucking reality.
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The children are gone
Bumping because, well just because. What a wonderful world.
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Trump’s America
Those were Junk. Named junkers even!
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
He defiled himself the moment he left satans scrotum and entered Fred the Nazis urethra.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
OK then, it was 200 metric fucktons!
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Navy ship commander shoots backwards mounted scope, is relieved of duty
They usually try to recover it. By filling it with ping pong balls.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Actually I read several accounts of this story and it was at their house in Florida. Her father was sleeping in bed, she was trying to get some scissors out of a tackle box on a shelf, knocked the gun off the shelf and it went off, shooting her sleeping father in the head. So not a fishing trip, but still pretty ‘fishy’.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Lots of trash talking in this thread.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
And giant clouds of mosquitoes.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Precisely. It’s always someone else’s fault.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
3/4” so far here in south Austin. Wife is gruntled but not impressed.- The Trump Economy
Somebody needs to take Jon Voight's pencil and stick it in his ear. To the hilt! - What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
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