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HOOKEM4

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  1. Or post it in the the NSFW forum since it isn't searchable from Google. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/20-id-pee-in-her-butt/ There are a shitload of great people here willing to help. Please don't be timid. We protect our own when they are sincere. Hope things can get resolved and everything gets better for you.
  2. Came here to post this gif 5 min too late. I am watching on delay evidently. Cord cutting is fun.
  3. So did she flee her father or get abducted by her ex? Confusing story is confusing.
  4. I am going to find a bottle of whiskey and crawl into it. Should have won this series. Baseball is a cruel mistress.
  5. Damn. That is terrible. T&P.
  6. What did I miss on Alvarez? Is he injured or just resting?
  7. I work on enough mechanical stuff, it will fail and it will be at the most inopportune time. Murphys law and what not. Rooting for my shit to fail? What is the solution then? Enlighten me.
  8. I just keep looking for the kool-aid event. Maybe RFK can help that along?
  9. Not going to watch that video. There is a special place in hell for that piece of shit. I wouldn't hesitate to send him. I would just gentle push him off the "boat."
  10. Fuck the fat fuck. What a shitty two games.
  11. Bullshit. It was dribbling. Play that shit off the grass.
  12. My 10 year old knows you charge that fucking ball. FUUCK!
  13. Singleton needs to sit the fuck down. What.the.fuck.
  14. So you are opting out of the coolest part? Imagine getting your ass beat by someone and they are crazy enough to just whip it out and fire one off. Honestly, the concept is fascinating. This could revolutionize UFC.
  15. The best head you are getting on this plane is in seat 10, that bottom has pron star level practice, but I would make a deal with the devil and kick the shit out of the seat in front of me. I will take 3.
  16. I expect this unholy marriage to last a week, two tops. Their type of crazy doesn't sync well.
  17. If it's an Amazon part, you will be doing it again in a matter of months. Got burned so many times by fake parts from them on cars, dishwasher and even stove late last year. We will see. It was the same part number from Samsung and looked identical to the original when I held them next to each other. Printed numbers, fasteners and all. I will report back if it fails immediately. 2 cycles done since I fixed it. I will say there were several offers at half the price but they seemed off in the listing so I went with the more expensive version.
  18. Tough loss. Hopefully Abreu learned something tonight. They sure were crushing his high FB. On to tomorrow afternoon.
  19. No, they would be today's democrats. Edit: replying to the above tweet.
  20. I would have told him he can't have anything with a creme filling or a hole. Basically bear claws only.
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