Everything posted by HOOKEM4
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
If I ever see one of these shittastic abortions on the road, I will be doing this:
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
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Bijan Robinson is special
After racking the dude. Haha. Owww my balls!!!
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Fuck Big 12 refs
One of them did last game. Maybe not the right one, but he got rocked.
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
Maybe you should step away more?
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
Where are your magical pants now pal? I blame you!
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
Then under threw him on another TD play. Erratic at best.
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
It is after 7. All hard liquor from here on out.
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
That was hills gap right? Either way. Need to clean this shit up.
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2023 Other Games Thread
FSU has some work to do. That wasn't a good team they escaped.
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Kenny Paxton/Dave P's Impeachment Game Day Thread
I love this off the cuff speech he is reading from his notes. Here we go. Let's have an ammendment to the constitution as well.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Why does Chas stand as far from the plate as possible.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Altuves pride hurts so he is gonna claim some random injury. He plays for a soccer team in the off-season evidently. Buck up dude. You whiffed. It doesn't matter bud. Get the next one.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Well here we go. Fuck my life. Not this guy. We are conceding.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
They could have easily matched fonts and taken that to 11. Still pretty funny.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Fill me in? Sorry I missed today's meme I guess. Biden is a dead fork?
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Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
He looks like he was built in a lab. A lab that had a very active tattoo artist to boot.
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NFLPA Calls for Natural Grass in all NFL Stadiums
If you have ever sat there at 3rd base coaching waiting for the kid to throw a strike for 30 min in 108 degree temps while your feet burned, you would be on team grass. Those plastic fields are brutal in Texas. I wish we had grass only fields in Texas. 99% of the big complexes can get reuse water to irrigate based on their locations.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
He's our 5 run per game diva. He needs to get it the fuck together.
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Blastfurnace 2023
Is it safe to go into the back yard and rub one out to these temps? That is legal right? Or does it have to get into the 70s with low humidity first? Asking for a friend.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I get back from my LL Astros getting destroyed by the Royals to see this shit? I don't like 5 run Verlander. Fucking hell.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
We had a staff meeting Monday. The president walked into the meeting, leaned over to one of our aggy employees and said "You see that hurricane this weekend?" He looked completely broken and just stared off into space. I laughed my ass off.
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
Bet more bitches!
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This truly is a red-letter day.
The hell we do.