Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by HOOKEM4
- 2023 TX/OU MS Paint & Gif Thread Of Dominance
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What are you doing to prepare for October 4th?
I was in the first group to go off. That means I am safe right?
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Same-day road trip to OU game from Austin -- anyone?
I am not in town but road tripping with Don Williams in the background and shooting the shit without kids yelling in the back sounds awesome. Especially if you add the RRS as the destination. Some day I will get there.
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2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate
You had a fucking 2.5 game lead with 4 to go and you failed. Blame someone else and not your shit team. Trashtros? Lulz. Self awareness is non existent.
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2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate
I have never read this thread or any rangers thread as they are irrelevant. Holy shit their fans are fucking losers. I am torn because they are also Longhorn fans for the most part, but fucking hell, have some self awareness. You root for a shit team. Be mad at your owner, not the rest of the world. Hookem.
- 2023 Houston Astros Thread
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Blue needs to get hit with a few foul tips to recalibrate his fucking eyes. Jesus H Christo.
- Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
5-0. Let's fucking go.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Drop some coin for JB. Fuck, this dude is real.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
That was lucky as a motherfucker
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
You are 2 years late. Glad you signed up, now donate another 1k to JB to make up for it and sign up for the one fund. Then you can play big time.
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Golf Cart Mods
I need details on what it took to switch. I am on the back end of my batteries and need to make the change.
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Maybe try running away from a punt return. Let's go 100% block every time. What say you stripper monkey!
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
What.the.fuck.
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
He did the right thing. They would have called that a safety if he kneeled. Rig12.
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
You said byu twice. The ass picture made up for it. Well done.
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The Deion (Colorado) @ Oregon - ABC
I just got home and flipped the game on. Holy shit. I thought it would be bad but damn.
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Blastfurnace 2023
Why didn't you say that in the original post? Baiting? I hope the kid is ok, but this is surly and this one is on you bud. I am about to head to the turf fields for baseball practice, hoping none of my kids have the same fate. I have my boy loading up on water since he woke up.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I gave up watching and went out back to chill, walked in the house to grab a whiskey and asked my boys if we scored, they said no we lost this game. I said, what will you say when CM goes yard? 2 seconds later he goes oppo. You're welcome. LFG.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
That second video...boop.
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
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What do ya' think about this.........
The juxtaposition of having portable buildings and a $34M football stadium directly behind them, is just amazing. Tells you all you need to know about our "education" system.
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Blastfurnace 2023
The AC is out at work for the third time this year. These new fangled energy efficient systems are garbage.