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HornPhD

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Everything posted by HornPhD

  1. The only English word she needs to know is, “half.”
  2. Which is the one with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
  3. That’s why god made strap-ons and dildos.
  4. 🎶 Freedom of speech is just another phrase for don’t apply to you 🎶
  5. She is also in Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead. Great movie.
  6. And be careful about asking them to “make it stiff.”
  7. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads?
  8. It's not sexy, but it's got teeth! Ten thousand dollars and five years in prison. That's ten and five for each act.
  9. He’s going try grabbing some “fresh” fries out of the basket immediately after it’s pulled from the oil
  10. There must be a better play than that
  11. No more FGs. Just go for it.
  12. Let’s curb stop em
  13. Fuck yeah! Great hustle by 11.
  14. Bullshit roughing the passer call
  15. Nothing will happen unfortunately. He needs to have his ass deported.
  16. HornPhD posted a topic in Movies and TV
    for that man
  17. Is he trying to get his supporters killed by holding a rally in such a “hellhole” where “MURDERS & VIOLENT CRIME HIT UNIMAGINABLE RECORDS!”
  18. The dumb motherfucker was in office when a cat 5 hit florida in 2018
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