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HornPhD

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  1. I fucked up my search and posted about a different dude
  2. My bad. This guy only posted a “get over it” meme.
  3. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue
  4. 8-team league? 😁
  5. Greg Giraldo and Bill Hicks would be killing it right now
  6. Did he say “shouldn’t” or “should” kill Jews?
  7. Dear Marie, It is hot as fuck out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys with your balls stuck to your legs. It is very very hot and I am very very sweatie. It is very very hot because I am in the dessert. What else did I want to axe you? Oh yeah, don't fuck nobody til I get back.
  8. Anyone check on Brian Kilmeade’s whereabouts?
  9. If he had not been a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, disingenuous, right-wing troll, I bet more people would be speaking kindly of him.
  10. I’ll play. “[Black women] do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.”
  11. What’s the threshold where the hot-crazy coefficient is too high to fuck?
  12. Obviously, you’ve never seen Enemy of the State
  13. Saying that a “patriot” should bail out the person who attacked Paul Pelosi is a promotion of violence.
  14. Nah. They would say he had it coming because he was the most divisive President ever.
  15. A motivated Marine?
  16. Good reasons to keep on drinking today
  17. I’d like to crack her barrel
  18. I'm not even supposed to be here today
  19. Which hospital? It ain’t a HIPAA violation to tell us. And he won’t know anyway.
  20. Motel? Holiday Inn?
  21. He’s at a hotel? He doesn’t wanna fight. He wants to fuck you. Or, you to fuck him.
  22. This shit really pisses me off. A county clerk acts on behalf of the government. Part of the job is to issue marriage licenses to any couple eligible to get married based on the applicable laws.
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