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HornPhD

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  1. We saw them over Memorial Day weekend. Pretty, pretty, pretty good show.
  2. Do y’all need tickets to the A’s game? We have two seats that I could switch to a Rangers game. Seats are near the visitor’s bullpen. No charge. My daughter’s soccer schedule is preventing us from going to many games the rest of the season.
  3. He probably thinks it has something to do with “the Jews.”
  4. In the summer of 1990, a few buddies and I (ages 17-19) went to an amusement park about 45 minutes from our town. My youngest sister (12) and her best friend went with us. We were just planning on hitting the rides and checking out the talent. That was until we walked by a beer stand and saw one of my ex-girlfriends behind the counter. After drinking free beers all day and making plans to meet up with some girls we met, it was time to meet my sister and her friend at the exit. It was pretty quickly determined that my friends and I were incapable of driving home. After a short deliberation with my buddies, I handed the keys to my sister and told her to drive us home. Somehow we made it home without getting pulled over. Thank goodness there were plenty of country roads we could use to avoid the towns on our way home.
  5. Belize a few weeks ago. NC (family wedding. Italy next month (family wedding).
  6. Season 2 has one of my favorite lines
  7. My take is that Sam was probably one of the best players in the premier league at the end. It would have been difficult to keep him off the national team with his level of play and fame.
  8. My kids and I enjoy fishing; however, we only have the time to do it when we’re on vacation. These pics are from our trip to Belize a few weeks ago.
  9. I’m impressed by the 2-year old’s marksmanship. That kid is USMC material and is going places.
  10. They say, “never turn your back on a toddler.”
  11. I did a poor job of paraphrasing Pete Campbell to make a joke (I’m on another re-watch of Mad Men): ”Direct marketing—I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently.”
  12. That may be so, but I arrived at it independently
  13. Probably bought one upon arrival. Doesn’t a handgun come with most meal combos in TX these days?
  14. Where’s the “gun-to-my-head” emoji? My wife’s mother loves cruises, so we’ve gone on a few with her. The best one was when our two kids and our nieces were old enough to walk around the ship by themselves. Our daily routine would include a morning workout, chilling at the adults only pool, getting afternoon martinis (get the drink package), and playing scrabble in the library room (hardly anyone there).
  15. We all know he meant to type “hoaks.” He just forgot the “s” at the end is all.
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