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HornPhD

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  1. I just got back from the gym. Almost time to start drinking.
  2. People betting on the outcome they hope for?
  3. Making some sauce for lasagne tonight to keep myself occupied. I’ll probably crack open the Jamo around 4.
  4. The only English word she needs to know is, “half.”
  5. Which is the one with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
  6. That’s why god made strap-ons and dildos.
  7. 🎶 Freedom of speech is just another phrase for don’t apply to you 🎶
  8. She is also in Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead. Great movie.
  9. And be careful about asking them to “make it stiff.”
  10. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads?
  11. It's not sexy, but it's got teeth! Ten thousand dollars and five years in prison. That's ten and five for each act.
  12. He’s going try grabbing some “fresh” fries out of the basket immediately after it’s pulled from the oil
  13. There must be a better play than that
  14. No more FGs. Just go for it.
  15. Let’s curb stop em
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