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  1. And the bathroom lines for the LSU/UT game last time were insane. Plan accordingly.
  2. Rewatching season 3 now. "Yo, does the chair know that we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"
  3. They read. I read. Books, Jerry, they read books. Oh.
  4. Great episode. The whole "Oh, it's your father-in-law. I thought it was your father" conversation had me in tears.
  5. I saw her live and figured some degenerate on surly would screenshot it. Well done.
  6. If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.
  7. New kit. I like it a lot.
  8. You sure? I have always been told that you are supposed to take it right into the zone of danger. Ride into the zone of danger.
  9. I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
  10. I got the same text today. I replied back with "Fuck you, you fucking fascist"
  11. I understand the complaints about the episode, but I don't agree with them. Larry becomes a hero in Georgia. Then he's staying at a house with a black lawn jockey. Everyone knew exactly where the episode was headed. But it was still a damn hilarious journey along the way. Same with him using the bathroom at the store where Jeff is going to return the item.
  12. I drove past there on the way to dinner. I swear every cop car, ambulance, and fire truck in the city were in the parking lot. And, you're going to be shocked by this, but Mopac was backed up for miles. Are we assuming someone was having a heart attack and tried to drive themselves to the ER?
  13. I've been running the numbers all week, doing all the research, and I've decided I'm going to do a two-game teaser taking Kansas City to +8.5 and Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl to -1.5.
  14. It was Paganini. Look, this is my story, okay? Then tell it right. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.
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