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  1. THANK YOU! The entire Alamo experience revolves around staying off of your phone and now they want us to use it to order.
  2. Thank you. Any argument that starts with, "Somalis usually ..." needs to be completely rejected out of hand. If you have evidence that these particular Somalis committed fraud, then by all means bring it forward and those people should be prosecuted. But this shit is absolutely ridiculous, even before you add on the fact that everyone knows exactly why the GOP is pushing this. "Hispanics are usually good at baseball." OK, but 99.999999% of Hispanics in the United States do not play professional baseball. My best friend is Hispanic and he is the most uncoordinated guy I know and can't hit for shit. For the record, his name is not Jesus, who can definitely hit a curve.
  3. Did the DEI keep them from scoring a touchdown against Miami?
  4. Some of you need to take a deep breath and remember the age-old axiom that you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to MTG. Maybe in a few years, if she atones for all of the hateful shit she has done, beginning with making amends to the children and parents of Parkland High School, then I might consider it. But a puff piece in the New York Times Magazine? C'mon.
  5. Hey Google, asking someone to "rosin up your bow" isn't necessarily sexual.
  6. Rowdy friends with guns also could have prevented this, but for some odd reason, they were not all there on Monday night.
  7. Or pics of dead friend's significant other who needs comfort in this tragic time?
  8. Thought that I've been pondering: I have no idea who those people are in this picture, but I do remember being told they are some kind of right-wing influencer shitheads. So when they got their hands on these supposed Epstein files back in January, did they discuss the contents on their podcasts or in their tweets? I just remember the picture, but no one saying what was in those binders.
  9. Real name: Edgar Nicknames: Big E, Edgar Bear, Dumbbutt
  10. We're watching it now. Argyle and John just pulled up to Nakatomi Plaza.
  11. Fantastic finale. The opening was great and the ending is, well, I won't say any more until more people watch. The phone was the best character of the episode. "Carol Sturka" "Unknown word or phrase"
  12. That's your takeaway from his post? * Dumbass. ** * Notice the question mark at the end of the sentence. Because while it was rhetorical, that line was still a question. ** Now this one is a little more complicated. I should have said, "You are a dumbass." However, I chose to take a little artistic license in order to be more brief and to reference a gif made famous by Debra Jo Rupp in her portrayal of Kitty Forman in That '70s Show.
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