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SimonBolivar

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  1. 8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    You laugh, but I found a formula that fit me. It’s all about being memorable and finding a way to stand out.

    Side note: being a light-skinned hispanic in Texas is easily the 3rd best dating cheat code after being over 6 ft tall, or rich. Your dating options are so wide because a lot of girls here can see you as their “type”, in different ways.

    Being a blue eyed white dude in Texas that knows what capirotada is works 100% of the time with Chicanas. 

  2. 10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

    Good god that 1-6 is depressing, so is it that they get hung up on the way too hot chick who won’t put out or not interested in sex unless it’s with the gorgeous girl? 

    The girl in college that showed attention had slept with the offensive line of two separate universities so he definitely could have if he wanted to but he didn't have confidence to do it with someone that experienced. The out of his league girl was an excuse really.

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  3. One of my best childhood friends fits this thread perfectly and I've watched his journey into being a 34 year old virgin. 

     

    1.) He was overweight as a kid so he get zero attention from girls and he had zero confidence

    2.) Continued being overweight in high school and focused on playing football (OL of course) so much that he never went to prom or on a date

    3.) Got hung up on a girl in college that is way out of hi league and never moved on until graduation

    4.) Got hit on by an ugly slut in college and didn't pursue her for even a night because he felt some sort of chivalry towards said out of league girl who barely knew his name.

    5.) Became an adult and got hung up on another girl out of his league who did text him back but anyone who wasn't an incel could tell she wasn't interested by the way she responded.

    6.) Continue gaining weight until he is 5'9" 300lbs

     

    My wife and I set him up with a friend and we doubled with them for his first ever date (he was 28) and it went well enough that the girl wanted a second, but the girl we set him up with had a similar body type to him and he rejected that instantly and never called her back. Now he's a grown ass man at 34 and his prospects are incredibly dim because he's been on one date in his life, and he has no idea how to treat an actual woman if he were to accidently go on a date again. The poor bastard has his bedroom in his 1br apartment completely decorated in a 7th grade male all sports all the time aesthetic. He has never read a book in his life and can't really talk about anything other than sports or action movies. He doesnt travel because he doesnt want to go alone so he'll only go out of town to sporting events with others. He refuses to use dating apps because of his confidence being 0 and says he would never date a woman with a kid.

     

    This dude has a college degree, has been a teacher for over a decade so he makes alright money (relatively to some other incels), and he's a really nice guy so some woman would assuredly be ok with him being a bit immature in tastes as a grown man. He just doesn't give himself a chance and I'm sure there are plenty of other incels that fit into his category that just don't really know what to do or where they fit in society.

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  4. Just now, Zepol87 said:

    The dudes in their 20s need to give trying to get laid in their age group. Way easier to find a mid 40s-mid 50s divorced milf with some plastic surgery who is ready. 

    Just date the slightly overweight fun girl in the group for a bit. You learn how to use the parts effectively, enjoy going out with another human, make mistakes, and then move on to prime targets. 

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  5. 2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    The idea that every male's life should revolve around and be assigned worth based on "getting pussy" is toxic in itself and rather ridiculous.

    Sure it is, but not gonna lie I can't think of anything in life that is more fun than that chase when it's going well. 

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  6. 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    We old farts have said it on here multiple times: bathe.  Dress decently.  Learn how to carry on a conversation with another real live human being.  Get out of your cave and be able to discuss something other than your latest Call of Duty escapade.  There.  That's it.  Do that, and you've already vaulted into the world of "dudes chicks will consider going out with."  The bar is pretty fucking low....but you still gotta clear it.

    It isn't everything of course, but losing 15lbs probably wouldn't hurt that 30% either.

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  7. 1 hour ago, mdmost said:

    You can probably chart the rise of this and the rise of guys like Andrew Tate and the male entitlement he's selling. Maybe that's a part of it. Maybe some ladies don't want to deal with guys like that. 

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  8. 3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

    30 min later that kid pulled out his iphone 15 and marked himself safe on facebook. 

    More likely to punch their teacher in the face in 30 minutes than pull out a top-of-the-line phone at her school, but hey no student loan payments after however many years for my wife so totally worth it. /s

  9. 31 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

    Wow. Thanks for posting. In Hewitt just a sprinkle. I did get an update from Midway that my kids were sheltering in place.  

    Hopefully we get some this evening.  

    My wife is a teacher at WISD that was far from the China Spring area but they still had to shelter in place when the sirens went off and she had kids telling her, "If I die tell my parents that I loved them." Kids today are so much more aware of their mortality than I was as a 2nd grader.

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  10. The TimesMachine is one of America's best historical databases as a newspaper of record for over 150 years and is a valuable research tool (seriously follow James Garfield's story from being shot until his death sometime). Being a newspaper of record in the US means that it would absolutely show the commonly accepted exceptionalism that was prevalent in the country for most of that time. An endorsement of MAGA is about the the only thing that would make me cancel.

     

    Plus Cooking and The Book Review are unmatched in our digital age.

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  11. 7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

    Do UT's time, place, and manner restrictions violate the constitution?  I honestly do not know. 

    What was even the point of going to law school if you're not going to pretend you know everything there is to know about ConLaw on a messageboard? Seems like a waste of money to me.

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  12. 1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

    Wow, the CEO of a recently 'gone public' stock doesn't understand how shorts/puts work.  And demanding that somebody look into why big banks aren't endorsing his single issue, which by the way is illegal.  When Trump wonders why his stock has cratered, maybe look at Chief Executive Dipshit for starters.  

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