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Posts posted by South Austin
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3 minutes ago, immamac said:
Why would jury selection take weeks?
Jury selection in the OJ trial took about two months.
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If Jerry has any sort of retirement account, he should take out a huge loan against it to buy more DJT.
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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:
All of this is for nothing if Cream doesn’t come with these guys
Room for Cream?
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He narrated the official 2005 Longhorns National Championship DVD, so that’s awesome.
Oh, and he called the greatest college basketball games of all time, Duke v. Kentucky in 1992.
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Israel
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As an American, I’m starting to feel left out. We should attack a country, say Portugal. Their language always sounded weird to me.
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15 minutes ago, Parliament said:
Please don't suck.
Yes, please don’t. I was heartbroken when Chris Farley died. His story deserves a quality film.
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6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
Who do you think gives the better handjob, Boebert or Marjorie?
The answer is C, Heidi Cruz.
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17 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:
I can drive/turn the wheel, shower, carry milk, brush my teeth, and wipe my ass without pain although i have to be deliberate in my movements.
How do you deliberately wipe your ass?
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15 hours ago, mdmost said:
I think he's thinking of Katy.
Ah yes, that bitch.
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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Insert joke about your mom. Fill it in however is funniest for you.
Hope you didn’t pull a hamstring on that one, Poindexter.
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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
As I tell all of my MAGA relatives, I’m not worried because I know Georgie Soros has the next couple of elections in the bag.
And I tell my aggy friends that George Soros got Texas into the SEC.
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The playback with the Trump side eye is awesome.
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"Why don't you put your foot down and show some backbone by standing with your fellow Texans instead of running from the real issues?"
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1 hour ago, BeardIP said:
As an aside, was I the only one in the world who didn't have sex on prom night?
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Someone tell Elko that's not how the roller coaster works.
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10 hours ago, troph said:
Rain can be super sexy. My best friend got married in the rain. It was gorgeous.
I don't care about sexy. She'll have all weekend to get wet.
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Hmm, interesting. But even if I go a whole night without numbness, I still need to switch sides a few times a night, and it seems like it would be a hassle to get in and out of that.
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I faintly remember the Loree stuff, and just generally recall that she became insufferable, and that she suspended me for making a satirical "that's racist" response to a post (where even the poster PM'd me and said he knew it was a joke). Not long after I got a warning for daring to be critical of Mack during his FYPM 2013 tour, and permanently left that shitshow for Shaggy, where I had only lurked since about 2008.
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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
Dad gum, wonderful Christian and good old boy Bobby Bowden did not have an issue with Dion not going to a single class at FSU the entire semester.
Which part of the Bible talks about going to class? I mean, the disciples left everything to follow Jesus. Talk about skipping school.
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10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
My athletic programs? I don't own them, I'm not an alumni. Not mine. Not a fucking thing you say about Nebraska would effect my day.
We can sense the tears streaming down your face as you typed this reply.
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Texas -- a failed state
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Call me a pessimist, but I’ll be long dead before Texas flips blue.