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Posts posted by South Austin
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8 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:9 hours ago, South Austin said:First post-vasectomy ballin’.
Who was the lucky guy?
Your mom.
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First post-vasectomy ballin’.
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5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
Rep for the Real Genius clip alone.
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4 hours ago, tantric superman said:
Scarface is no Carlito's Way.
Carlito's Way is no Corky Romano.
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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hiss hiss
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkKill it with fire.
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16 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:
I live in Atlanta and while there are more people out, the restaurants that are open are pretty much empty. Still a lot of masks in the grocery store. Still people are being cautious. Not much different than two weeks ago in the city.
Username does not check out.
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10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
I think 2 weeks is just where you'll either see it's working or another spike will occur.
But why two weeks? Why do we think everyone in Georgia is now rushing out to dine in restaurants, go shopping at retail stores, go into the office, etc.? What if there's a significant amount of Georgians who were waiting initially to see whether bodies lined the streets in the first two weeks before they changed their behavior, and now that the first two-weeks' data is out, more folks venture out, and then we see some sort of spike?
I'm not necessarily disagreeing that the two-week point is a good indicator of success, but I just want better reasons to buy into that, and I'm not seeing that in the articles I've read so far.
Edit: Fair point that I get, @GRHorn. But I think there could be a difference in the number of people "seeding the economy" during the first two weeks, and the number of those folks in the following two or three weeks. Oh, and I'll let you lead the dick-sucking charge.
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7 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
I don't get why they need to try and make this a reboot.
Have you been paying attention to Hollywood for the past 20 years?
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4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
So after being somewhat reopened for two weeks the Georgia numbers still look pretty flat. There was a snafu with the numbers one day that pissed a lot of people off but that’s over.
The Georgia story is all over the headlines this morning, and rightly so. If an aggressive reopening with proper safety requirements don't result in a significant spike, that's great news for all of us.
But I'm cautious about the numbers, so here are my questions: Is two weeks out a good measure of success? In other words, there's going to be a gradual delay of the masses venturing out after retail, restaurants, workplaces, etc. open up, and with additional delays of transmission, symptoms, testing, and outcomes, do we really have an accurate picture of how Georgia's aggressive opening will pan out? Will another two weeks give us a better picture? I ask this as someone who is anxious--no, desperate--to break free from this fucking holding pattern.
I'll hang up and listen.
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Just now, Newdoc said:
If these people end up getting my gym closed down again right when it opens next week, I will go crazy.
That’s the steroids talking.
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2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Not math - just a dart thrown in the general area of an estimation. Interested to see what others guesses are. (2017 cancer deaths in Texas were just over 40K per CDC/NCHS. I would guess that number is closer to 42K for 2019 based on overall trend)
Don't underestimate the number of cancer cases caused by this thread alone.
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On 5/10/2020 at 2:56 PM, AustinMT said:
That looks great, and if you don't plan on getting laid on Mother's Day, why not send her to the shitter all day?
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1 hour ago, elguapo said:
I dare you to find a legitimate source that thinks the actual number of US Coronavirus deaths are closer to your "certified" number than his "bogus" number.
Fine, elguapo. Let's just say it's a plethora of deaths.
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43 minutes ago, Underdog said:
Is that Eric Stoltz in his MASK makeup lower right?
Melanie Hutsell. Wasn't on the show for that long and hasn't done much since, but she had some funny moments (good impressions of Jan Brady and Tori Spelling). She was pretty good in Bridesmaids.
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Just now, BabaYaga said:
Nealon was/is so underrated.
He really was. His deadpanned delivery of Weekend Update was how that bit was meant to be played. Unlike Jimmy Fallon, who couldn't make it through the first 30 seconds without giggling.
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Just now, Cheeseweasel said:
That's pretty fucking solid.
That's what your mom told me last night.

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9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:
Well then START A THREAD AND SHOW ME BETTER!
That would be a cool thread.
Arguably some weaker links just like your offering, but this SNL cast was the tits.

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1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:
Ack Ack’s Dad
Wow, a One Crazy Summer reference. Respect.
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I don't know about greatest, but that's a damn fine collection of comedians.
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I might actually venture into my gym in a couple weeks. I want to see if the gradual opening around town results in any spike in reported COVID cases. If not, I'm usually at the gym by 5am, so social distancing is more easily a product of few people in the gym that early. I just wonder how sanitized the equipment will be from the prior day's use, given it's a 24-Hour Fitness.
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30 minutes ago, Parliament said:
My god the bench pressing that's gonna happen. As per usual, squat racks will be emptly.
Except for the guys curling in the squat racks.
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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
This is a very group 2 way of thinking about the world.
Hugo posted facts. You have these basic options:
1) Discuss the facts - this can be done without politics2) Discuss why the facts are what they are - this can be done without partisanship, but necessarily includes politics
3) Make assertions about his motivations for posting information without content, based on his political affiliation - this is inherently political, not to mention toxic.
4) Post a funny pic or gif representing this thread.

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15 minutes ago, Lobo said:
But we've sucked for a decade in football, baseball, and basketball (a few bright spots notwithstanding).
Did you really need to fucking bring that up?








Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
in Cloak Room
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No shit. I was waiting for some insightful opinion or analysis. This was just day-in-the-life of white folks at The Domain.