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Posts posted by South Austin
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Pics of wife in shower aren't coming through.
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I’m just going to call my shot for tonight. I’m feeling cocky.
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15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Elective surgeries back up and running in 5 days

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1 hour ago, kurioster said:
Flight to LA in June was cancelled earlier this week. SWA gave us 'store credit' and our AirBnB was able to refund our money. Sucks to wait a year to take a honeymoon trip and have to postpone it further. All things considered, really can't complain.
That sucks. If you wait any longer you might not even get a blowjob on your "honeymoon."
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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:It will be interesting (frightening) when the actual numbers from China come out.
I’m sure China’s free flow of accurate information is just around the corner.
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Good looking bread sandwich.
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8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:
I renewed too, and already have a bad feeling that they will be keeping my LHF donation but will refund or rollover my ticket purchase to next year, assuming I donate to the LHF again in 2021.
I’m guessing that’s the case as well, as I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that I won’t be getting my 2020 LHF payment back. But as Jkwelborn said, it’s possible I may get a nice upgrade in seats for the 2021 season.
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7 hours ago, BillyBadAss said:
Day 4 of whatever I have has sucked ass. Fever the same, constant around 100 give or take a few tenths. But the fatigue has set in with a massive friggin headache all day. And I've mostly lost my appetite which was ok up until today. Still no cough, chest pain, or breathing difficulties; so that's good.
I'm considering giving in and taking some Tylenol, not sure I can take the headache much longer.
Username does not check out.
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9 hours ago, troph said:
When did the old Austin die? Today is the day. Sad.
As long as there’s a Chili’s on 45th and Lamar, old Austin is just fine.
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6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Hoping we kickstart electives in May. Let's get the fucking economy off life support. We can do that and still treat C19 appropriately in many cities.
6 hours ago, utee94 said:From the White House's published guidelines for "Opening Up America Again" it appears that areas that within a 14-day period have a downward trajectory of people reporting ILI and COVID like symptoms, and a downward trajectory of documented cases or positive tests as a percentage of total tests, will be able to resume elective surgeries "as clinically appropriate, on an outpatient basis at facilities that adhere to CMS guidelines."
I’m planning on doing my part for the economy with a vasectomy scheduled on May 8. I had a glimmer of hope that it won’t be postponed because the urologist’s office called yesterday and told me that my pre-op consult scheduled for April 23 is still on, but will be by televisit. Shit, hope that doesn’t mean they’ll tell me how to do it myself at home.
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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:
How do universities justify ____________ for athletes when regular students are _____________?
Here is your answer.
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Just now, rage-a-holic said:
It's a bunch of Power Wheels 12v Jeeps the kids have outgrown.
I see. Well in that case, they should be old enough to wash your baseboards.
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23 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:
Who the fuck decorated the inside of that house?
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Just now, rage-a-holic said:
Can someone post a link to the "Shit we're doing to entertain our kids during lockdown" thread? Can't remember the actual name and I got some shit to donate.
Pretty sure making your kids wash baseboards has already been thrown out there.
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2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:
Well, more of us are going to die, and most people I know haven't died, so I don't think the worst has passed from an individual perspective.
Very good point. We really need to flatten this whole death curve.
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38 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:
17 bodies found in New Jersey nursing home after anonymous tip:

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:
It will be mixed. Some industries are going to come back slow (entertainment, sports, restaurants, builders, etc.), some faster (most manufacturing, prostitution).
There will be clear survivors and those who get hammered.
Indeed.
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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:
I laughed. See you in Hell.
Heard the hot wings there are awesome, though.
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41 minutes ago, otisdog said:
Got the 4 quart Staubs delivered yesterday. Definitely a smoking deal for $99. White and black. White one is very attractive....
Quite racist.
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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:
Engineering consulting. Mainly land development and public infrastructure. Everyone’s trying to figure out what to do.
Ouch. My law firm has a heavy concentration of real estate practice and my colleagues work closely with those folks on a daily basis.
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6 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:
Can they skip the Kansas game?
The Kansas game was awesome. We creamed those assholes the year after Mangino’s BCS conspiracy theory comments following the narrow win in 2004.
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Getting Laid 2020
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Last night after Filet Mignon au Poivre. No pics of steak or her so I’ll GTFO.