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Posts posted by South Austin
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Starting off the week strong.
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Coronavirus is turning out to be a real asshole.
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2 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:
San Antonio
772 cases
30 deathsWow. That's a 2,573% death rate!
Wait, I think I may have divided wrong.
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Good advice for your mom.
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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains some place and don't bother anybody?

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2 hours ago, workswithseed said:
Makes you wonder if big cities are going to lose some draw after this.
I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years.
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21 minutes ago, C-Man said:
Whole lotta aggy
They won't die from COVID-19, they'll just run out of ventilators.
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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:
what does a phrenologist feel and interpret?
The size of Walt's asshole.
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14 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
^^I love freak out vids. Like guys who lose their shit in the office.
Some of the guys in those videos need Fight Club.
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14 minutes ago, Incredulity said:
we have all been there
That's weird, because the movie Men at Work portrayed such high job satisfaction levels in the sanitation business.
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On 4/11/2020 at 10:21 PM, ChiTownDoc said:
First, I’d disqualify myself as someone who graduated from the wrong place
If we want to watch the world burn, we’ll make you moderator the first week of October.
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No sure why, but I’m dying over that shark pic.
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Silver tequila, juice of half a lime, and a splash of club soda has been my COVID-19 staple.
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16 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
Well, you've certainly proven every credible medical professional in the world wrong with this. Where shall we send the Nobel prize?
Just take it to the line of guys waiting to suck his dick.
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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:
Some of you people are sucking at Easter.
There’s a lot to be depressed about, worried about, and scared of right now. But as of today most of us posting here are healthy and have full bellies, families intact, and as of today a lot to be thankful for, if were being honest. Maybe this is a horrible event that fundamentally brings positive change to US. Maybe the world. We don’t know, other than there’s going to be some hard times ahead.
happy easter you cunts.
I couldn’t have said it better.
Actually, as an English major, I probably could have. But nice post.
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19 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
Son & DIL pre-ordered three family pack Easter dinners from Eddie V's, picked them up and dropped off our dinner for two at noon. All containers were wiped down, as was the countertop after unloading..
Shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, herb roasted beef tenderloin, truffle mac & cheese, au gratin potatoes, asparagus with fresh lemons, bread, Bananas Foster butter cake with butter pecan ice cream. plus reheating instructions:
Even more impressive than the food spread is that the pictures aren’t upside down.
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14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:
Sitting on the back patio enjoying a Shiner. Agree, an amazing day.
Happy Easter Surly.
Still drunk from last night?
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7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
I love your wife...... a lot
We all do.
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It’s fucking beautiful out in Brentwood right now.
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I usually do a leg of lamb. But this year I’m minus a wife and my folks won’t be joining us because of the quarantine, so that seemed like a bit much for just me and my two kids. I deferred to my eighth-grade daughter who gave up meat for Lent, and she said she wanted steak and mashed potatoes, so that’s what I’m serving up.
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We had to pull the plug on our Rosemary Beach trip with two other families. Our house was booked the week of May 31, but it was just too close to know whether things would be back to "normal" in Florida, i.e, beaches and restaurants open. The only option we had for this same house was early August, but it didn't work out for all three families, so we rebooked for 2021 and the owner gave us $1,000 of the total.
So now I'm booking a hypothetical long weekend in San Francisco sometime mid to late July. I have no idea what San Francisco will look like then, and whether any of the restaurants on my draft itinerary will be re-opened or will have shut down for good. But it's at least giving me something to look forward to and cure the boredom.
Fuck you, COVID-19.
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I nominate my mom as moderator.
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Steak, steak will tear us apart, again.
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Wow, how did I miss this thread?
Yeah, whoever said it above got it right. I’m pretty liberal with the mom zingers. Eventually guys on this board turned it around on me, and now my sweet ma is the stand-in for all mom jokes. I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. I often rep some of the better jokes about my mom. Some of you try too hard though. Keep working on it. It’s like an art form.
Side note: On the old site I made a mom joke and the target poster PM’d me to let me know his mom died of cancer fairly recently. Of course I felt awful and apologized profusely. He was gracious and said it was funny and that his mom probably would’ve laughed, but it was a reminder that sometimes our humor with anonymous posters can hit below the belt with no ill-intent on our part.
Just so you all know, my mom (as well as my dad, a 6’4” former Marine Colonel and veteran of two wars who would kick all of your asses) is alive and doing well.
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Coronavirus Impact on Travel
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Close to losing a significant deposit.