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Posts posted by South Austin
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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Food was always meh to me, but hard to find a better spot to sit and bullshit outside for awhile
Same. Lot of good memories there.
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This site is having a case of the Mondays.
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Got it. Gonna try this dish soon. Looks great.
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On 5/5/2020 at 10:23 AM, Cheeseweasel said:
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL AND IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!!
Hey, you’re never as gay as the guy who’s sucking your dick.
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5 minutes ago, Woland said:
4 fast garlic cloves, finely chopped
Stupid Question Amnesty: What’s a “fast” garlic clove?
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"Snake" thread is down the hall. This thread is about sneks.
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As great as this game was, it was evident to us all that it was time to put Keith Jackson out to pasture.
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6 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:
Is the poop significantly different after the super bowl? All them wangs.

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52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
But is it? Dude lived to 87 years of age. He died knowing that he was loved my millions of fans, and loved AND respected by just about anybody that ever picked up an instrument or screamed into a mic.
No reason to be sad. A million reasons to crank up some Little Richard music.
You’re going to be bawling when Keith Richards dies and you know it.
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4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:
Red and yellow, kill a fellow? (coral snek)
Red and black, a friend to Jack? (king snek)
I think it goes "red and yellow, or red and black . . . whatever . . . get the shovel."
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The bork will be with you. Always.

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Update for those of you as interested in my balls as your moms are:
Day 3 and I feel 100%. I spent most of Day 2 off my feet and frequently icing my balls, and was able to crank out some work and take a couple conference calls. Felt fine enough to move about the house and make my kids dinner. I haven't felt any significant pain or discomfort, but I'm sticking with the prescription ibuprofen for the anti-inflammatory benefits just to be safe.
I have the urge to go for a jog around my neighborhood or a light upper body workout. But my doctor (Trotter, who snipped a few others on this thread -- he was awesome) was adamant about no lifting, running, or sex for one week, and I'm not fucking around with my recovery. I've read too many stories about guys getting back into their active routines too soon and having setbacks.
The procedure cost $375, which is far less than cumulative condom purchases or the financial, physical and emotional toll of another kiddo. As I mentioned before, I should've done this last year and could've avoided slipping the condoms back on in my post-divorce sex life. So for those sitting on the fence, just do it.
Oh, and tomorrow night I'm making Shepherd's Pie with all the frozen peas, carrots, and corn.
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2 hours ago, LonghornDoc said:
Long time listener, first time caller of shaggy bevo. How did this become the off the rails COVID feed?
And what does CB stand for?
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We have clearance, Clarence.
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So I got snipped this morning. My hair cuts last longer. I was out in no time and slept for about four hours after. Been icing my balls all day and my female companion just brought me some beer and is making a fried chicken run.
Should’ve done this last year.
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The quarantine sex run continues. Three times this past weekend. I'm getting a good core workout.
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I thought you were taking about my ex-wife before you said she’s almost 40.
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Okay, cool. Hook ‘em.
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Just being the son of a Marine, growing up on bases like Quantico and Camp Lejeune, constantly watching helicopters flying over my neighborhood and having to stop for tank crossings on our way to the beach. A childhood I wouldn’t trade for all the money in the world.
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17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Actually, they seem to follow a common thread: close contact for decent periods of time in indoor areas/conditions conducive to spread.
A crowded subway. A meat packing plant. A church choir singing practice. A Mason city council meeting held in-person a couple of weeks ago. South Austin's mom's house.
Before any of you fuckers could.
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14 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:
SIAP
The eternal Spring optimists.
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Shady Grove - RIP
in Food and Travel
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I do love that fucking building, though. Similar to whenever I walk into Smitty's. The BBQ became meh, but still feels like I'm entering a time warp.