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UTEX90

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  1. 16 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

    Had an early flight this morning and ran into Orlando at security at abia.  Felt like he was trying to keep a low profile, but dude sticks out like a sore thumb.  Strangely enough didn’t have anything with him.  Was around 440am.  Didn’t say anything to him but through flashed the horns to him and he returned it.  

    Put your tinfoil hats on before you look up flight schedules and take it for what you will.

    ... flees this shithole to check Hot or Not?  Pos or Neg coming.

  2. 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    catching up on this thread.

    isn't this what burglar has been doing forever?  70% of the best cheating burglar teams were defectors from the state of Texas.

    The defecting out of state will always be a thing.  What is new is going out and recruiting players and bringing in transfer mercenaries to play over them.   A stud QB would really have to think about their opportunity to play for a coach that keeps taking the grad transfer who rolls in for one year and takes your opportunity to play.  I don't even know what you tell them if you are Riley.

  3. 30 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

    cranking the air conditioner unit up to make it run does work. you are getting that confused with the thermostat. if you turn THAT up then you are stupid.

    This man gets it.  Turn the AC up to make it cooler (In order to do that you have turn the thermostat down).  Turn the heater up to make it warmer (In order to do that you have to turn the Thermostat up).  I feel like I'm debating my wife.  Just turn off the lights!

  4. On 1/8/2019 at 9:57 PM, Trey3216 said:

    We were unhealthily drunk on a Sunday afternoon one time and I bought the domain names for hobotheater and hobotheatre .com/.org/.net      The thought process was, we were going to go around big cities with scripts from Shakespeare, big broadway productions and the like, and pay homeless people $25 or so to perform the parts which we would document on video, then use it to help raise awareness for homelessness.  Kind of wish we would’ve done it.   /Wrong thread.  CSB

    I so want to neg you for not following through with this.

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  5. 29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    QB who leaves after being usurped as the starter goes to school where he would also not start. Makes sense.

    I think this is what severely limits his options.  So much so, that it would not surprise me if he stays at Alabama when all is said and done.  OU, UH, TCU, WV I guess are options.  I also think that bringing in a one year player may cause clubhouse issues among current players.  QBs who are waiting in the wings for their shot are not going to appreciate a one year hired gun.

    I am sure when Kyler went to OU the thought that he would only be there one year was hardly considered.  I would be surprised if OU took Hurts but it would not concern me if they did.

  6. 11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

    Could you?  You have a collection of rats asses to give?

    I could.  Not a collection necessarily but said rat's ass could be acquired in short order.  Unlike some other posters, I am a self proclaimed above average rat exterminator using a variety of methods.  The preferred being a pellet gun hunting over a bird feeder with a beer in hand.  

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  7. 16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    He'll wind up at OU because of course he will.

    1.  If it happened I could give a rats ass.

    2.  At some point being know as a school/coach who gets mercenary QBs/Players is going to end up biting you in the ass.  Either in recruiting or continuity of the players.

  8. 3 hours ago, VolenteHawk said:

    I'm counting on that thinking driving some money line value on Bama.  Currently my local guy has -5.5 -115 but Bama at -205...for slightly more than a dime worth of value on what the true price should be for that ML.

    You see this in the Super Bowl pretty often, where the public money is either favorite to cover or dog for plus money and the price on the favorite ML trickles down cheaper than it should be in response.  If I can lay less than -200, I'll play it fairly big.

     

    They are -195 ML for the half.  Other than Georgia the half's have not even been close.

  9. 31 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

    We should also just get Justin Fields to transfer and if we don't it's clearly an indication that there are systemic and crippling inefficiencies with this coaching staff, the program, and the entire State of Texas.

     

    Is that how you do it, satanyash? 

    It's reported he is transferring.  But where?  I assume all SEC teams would be out.

  10. 3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

    Just remember, with this staff it’ts hard to tell for sure what’s going on. 

    This is what I keep telling myself.  I trust them.  Then I don't.   I guess we will just see.  But that doesn't keep me from coming here everyday to fret over it.

  11. 6 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

    President Bush gave the commencement speech at UT in 1990.
    “Whatever you do, live a life of adventure and meaning so brilliant that, like a Roman candle it lights up the world. Dazzle us. Astonish us. Be extraordinary.”

    - PRESIDENT Bush
    1990

    We could claim him too, right?

    This was my commencement speech.  275-bush.png

    “Let me say it loud and clear,” Bush said. “The first Texans, in a sense, were wrong. This is not just a first-class university. You are graduates of a world-class university.”

     

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  12. 2 hours ago, CozManTx said:

    I watched part of a NFL game the other day for the first time in probably 10 years. How does anyone watch this "sport"? It's barely FOOTBALL - it's some sort of amped up WWE event, complete with choreographed touchdown dances, the players dance and jive after virtually EVERY play, scores are 17-10, and it's a complete snoozefest.

    No.  That's the NBA.

  13. 7 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

    Mrs CL has horrible technology habits. She would say it's impatience and an unhelpful husband. I say it's because she's too lazy and has no discipline. 

    I keep a charging cable on my side of the bed and plug in my phone every night when I go to bed and with very few exceptions my phone never runs out of juice during the day. Occasionally the cable wears out and has to be replaced, but I never move the cable next to my bed. I also keep a separate charger in my backpack that is just for traveling and it stays in my backpack unless I am traveling. If I need a charger or a cable for somewhere else, I'll grab one of the extra ones in my desk drawer, but the "permanent" ones never move. So I'm never looking for them and my shit stays charged. 

    I have explained the benefits of this system to Mrs CL and have purchased her multiple charges and cables to keep on her nightstand, but she refuses to be diligent about plugging in at night, so her phone is constantly running out of juice during the day. So naturally, she walks off with the charger from her bedside and leaves it somewhere and then complains when she can't find a charger. 

    In related news, she changed the password on her phone over the weekend and forgot what the new password was. She took it to the Apple Store and they said, "No problem, we can just wipe it and restore it. When was your latest backup?"

    Guess whose fault it is that she has never backed up that damn phone?

    All I got out of all of this is that your wife is trying to hide shit from you by changing the password on her phone, probably never wanted to give you access to back it up, and the divorce is going to be all of your fault because you were not supportive in the marriage. 

    I need a new career.

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