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FloridaHorn

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  1. Quick, someone do a wellness check on Perroni. That dude sounds like he is ready to put on the dress blues and put a bullet in his brain pan.
  2. Fuck the spies, find the swingers!
  3. In short no, but this is the biggest weekend for Longhorn football in several years. All eyes on the Horns, a chance to firmly plant the Horns in the driver's seat for the BIG XII title game, and 4* and 5* recruits lining the stands. So desperate times call for desperate measures.
  4. I will repeat this prayer every day until the game is over, and I’d suggest you guys follow suit. Dear 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, please don’t let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend. Amen.
  5. Hasn't even been de committed for 5 hours and we have already forgotten about him.
  6. "Keep my safeties name out yo' Fuckin' mouth!"
  7. I love this staff's "if you're looking, we're looking approach," but I am not sure why Williams would consider jumping ship with what we have coming in this class and the fact that he is a day 1 starter.
  8. Hicks and Vasek have been rumored to want to play together. Hill is decommitted and Hicks could be next. We don't have time to discuss, I will explain everything once we get in the bunker.
  9. Please 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus don't let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend...Amen.
  10. Yes, but they were all related. That makes a difference.
  11. Drag to Sanders or RPO to Whittington.
  12. This is the worse fucking zone defense I have ever seen
  13. There is not a LB in the country that can cover Vaughn, why do we keep trying????
  14. Ford was man to man on Vaughn. That wasn’t zone.
  15. This is awesome for Sam….it seems like only a few years ago that a lot of Texas fans were talking about Sam not being a good QB.
  16. Worthy, Cain, Watts, Jamison all have that in common. They have zero field awareness and ball skills. Overall, this team plays dumb, and that is 100% on the coaches.
  17. Sark will probably give them two quizzes this week. We will be unstoppable.
  18. Seems like the only thing Gideon has taught them is how to drop interceptions
  19. You’re the nurse, what the hell you asking me for?
  20. Sanders has been only slightly less shitty than Ewers
  21. It was literally 5’ over his head and behind him.
  22. Every throw is high and away. He maybe be injured, but seems more like footwork or mechanics to me
  23. Well, he’s from Oklahoma. 3rd grade was the hardest 4 years of his life.
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