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Red Five

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  1. We went to hilarious lengths to avoid playing Neto. Him sticking around would be bizarre.
  2. This cognitive exam stuff is just fucking bonkers even for him. Yes, past presidents didn’t take them because they knew they would fail them. Unlike Dotard, who did so well all the doctors were left in shock at how perfect his scores were. Because that’s how cognitive exams for 80 year-old insane people work.
  3. I had a joke all lined up like “pretend his name is Bajomadera” and couldn’t even use it.
  4. I would say there is about a 35% chance that question was asked by Dotard.
  5. Trump announced this, and was then unable to answer any questions about how or why it happened. When asked what happens to all the oil on the tanker, he sort of shrugged and said "I guess we'll keep it." 79 million people.
  6. Basically everything happening now is insane. Like something happens every day that would have been the biggest scandal of the 12 years of Obama/Biden/Harris. (and actually, what was the biggest scandal of those 12 years? Not the attempted manufactured ones, but like a real scandal. I guess Team Biden trying to cover up the fact that he was old as shit? But we sort of knew that was happening in real time anyway so that doesn't exactly count.)
  7. Any explanation yet for why we seized the tanker? Really hard to believe he didn't win a Nobel Peace Prize. When we start a war with Venezuela for the hell of it, so we can take their shit and kill a bunch of them, will he have to give back the made-up soccer peace prize?
  8. I probably think about this once a week. Everything about it is so funny.
  9. The fucker ran almost solely on the economy, and making shit cheaper. Well, that and cruelty. But it didn't even take a year to get to "affordability is a hoax and it's time for a lower standard of living for everyone". Do you fucking get it, 79 million morons? He's a CONMAN. He's been a conman the last 40 fucking years, all very much in the public eye. You don't make a conman President of the United States. Jesus fucking Christ.
  10. Maybe Guilbeau is opting out because he knows he won't play. We'll want to get our young corners as many reps as possible. Also they're better anyway.
  11. A question that may become relevant in the next three years, if things keep progressing this way: Is Surly considered social media?
  12. Protection got a lot better when we actually put our best five on the field.
  13. I think you read that wrong.
  14. Did he even play in the aggy game? I think he was passed up by both Phillips and Black.
  15. I watched the first episode tonight. This appears to be a story about Amanda Peet being hot as shit. I look forward to seeing where this story goes.
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